Say it ain't so
You're Devi! Bad people happen to you more than is
normal. You must live a cursed life.
What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you? brought to you by QuizillaYou are Nailbunny. In the beginning you were a
bunny that Nny bought at a pet store, fed once,
then nailed to a wall. Later you become Nny's
inner voice of reason. You are the only one who
sees what is really going on with the doughboys
and how they were manipulating Nny.
Unfortunately Nny didn't take your advice until
it was too late, and he ended up killing
himself.
Famous quote "With your bone structure you
would look revolting as an obese person."
What "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" Character Do You Most Resemble? brought to you by Quizilla
Part of Me - Linkin Park
Part of me won?t go away.
Every day reminded how much I hated it.
Weighted against the consequences,
Can?t live without it so it?s senseless.
Wanna cut it out of my soul
and just live with a gaping hole.
Take control of my life
and wash out all the burnt taste
I made the problems in the first place.
Hang my head low ?cause its part of me.
Ya hardly see right next to the heart of me.
Heard of me the routine scar
New cuts cover where the old ones are
and now I?m sick of this.
I can?t stand the sandpaper thoughts that grate on my sanity.
I?d rather not even be the the man that?s staring in the mirror through me.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
I feel it everyday.
I feel I made my way
I feel it swell up inside,
Swell up inside.
Swallowing me!
Freedom can be frightening if you?ve never felt it
Once it?s been dealt with you feel like you?ve been touched by something angelic
and then melted down into a pool of peace.
Cease to be the animal you used to be.
Removed the broken parts you know were wrong,
and feel the calm when the problems all gone,
and then you start to see another piece of yourself that you can?t let be.
Memories of the last fight to free yourself
take it to the depths at the bottom of the well
and now you know that you can chose to lose the part in your heart
where your insides bruise.
You can live if you?re willing to.
Put a stop to just what?s killing you.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
Cut myself free willingly
stop just what?s killing me.
I feel it everyday
I feel I made my way
I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside,
Swallowing me
Alive in me, inside of me, a part of me screams away silently
Alive in me, inside of me, this part of me won't go away part of me won't go away.
This part of me won't go away, (Alive in me, inside of me, a part of me screams
desperately silently.)
A part of me won't go away. (Alive in me, inside of me, a part of me screams
desperately silently.)
Everywhere I look around I see how everything ought to be.
Every time I see myself there's always something wrong with me.
I feel it everyday
I feel I made my way
I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside
Swallowing me
I feel it everyday
I feel I made my way
I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside
Swallowing me
16 things to do in a bathroom stall
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!!!
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silience with bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh s***!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "D***, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toliet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt iterratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"
10. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad oftoliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
12. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
13. Say, "D***, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
14. Play a well known song on your butt cheeks over and over again.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo!"
16. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
having a good day?
John Wilkes, and English politician noted for his firm opposition to George III, was a man of courageous liberal principles, but who led a personal life of great dissipation.
At one time, an opponent of Wilkes, shaking with rage at some quip the latter had made, said to him, "Sir, I predict you will die either on the gallows or of some loathsome disease."
To which Wilkes replied, "Which it will be depends entirely on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
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"It's been reported that John Bobbitt's porno movie grossed over 10 million. I'm not sure whether that's dollars or people." --Conan O'Brien
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"You wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand anything that I would be stupid enough to tell you anyways."
--Bill Merrill
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"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
--Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Lee Ermey), FULL METAL JACKET
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"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent."
--THE FOUNDATION, by Isaac Asimov