Heartzurs' Valued Links
Here you will find Heartzurs' valued links culled from his search for the last few months. I hope these links make you smile or laugh as much as they did for me. If you find any that do not work, let me know. Return often as I will change these as I find others to equally warm the heart!
My Cool Links of the Week
Jeff Levy on Computers
KFI 640 Home Page
Cards from Those Ice Cream guys, Ben & Jerry
Postcards for All Occasions
All Things Cindy
Welcome to Camelot
Celine Dion Shrine
Wonderful Love Poems
Wit of Stephen Wright
Missy's Worlds
The Darwin Awards
Little Bohemia on the Hinkson
Return to My Home Page
Life's Truths I Learned as a Kid
~~Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
~~No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
~~When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
~~Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
~~A soda is more fun to open after you shake it.
~~You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
~~Reading what people write on desks and bathroom walls can teach you a lot.
~~Don't eat a sucker while getting your haircut.
~~You don't wash your dad's car with SOS pads.
~~Even after eating a tic tac, puppies still have bad breath.
~~School lunches stick to the wall but not ceilings.
~~A dime fits into your nose, a penny doesn't.
~~You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
~~Avoid eating yellow snow.
~~If you play with pigs, you just get dirty.
~~The best place to be when you are in trouble with your mom is in Grandma's lap!
