Goobs - What Are They And How To Spot Them
Goobs are everywhere. You might find them at work, at school, on the checkout at your local supermarket or even at the end of your street. Goobs are everywhere, and in the most cases are difficult to avoid. He's the guy who remarks inanely "Hot enough for ya?" in the middle of the sweltering summer. She's the woman who bails you up at the shops and insists on inviting herself over sometime for coffee. He's the kid that comes around to ask if your car needs washing with a voice like Mickey Mouse. They are that strange family who are only ever seen hanging out the washing. Goobs rarely have what is considered a basic sense of humour, and often may be the owners of an annoying pet, usually a small dog. Goobs are not your basic nerd. They are a strange race. Avoid eye contact. Keep walking. You can't possibly accept their kind invitation, nor do you have any advice on incontinent poodles.
How To Spot A Goob
- May be attired in dubious colour combinations
- May be holding the leash of a small, shrilly barking animal
- Their mailbox will contain VIP publications from the Franklin Mint and other dodgy companies
- They do an awful lot of washing for a small family
- Come on, are you telling me that hair is real?
- Goobs are under the impression that party lights are the cutting edge in home decoration
- Goobs can be spotted in the real-life documentary section of Blockbuster Video
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