How To Spot A Sporty

• Uniform: Anything with three stripes, a swoosh or whoever their sponsers are, shorts, trackpants, Canterbury jumpers, latest hi-tech sneakers, or the uniform of their sport
• Hair: Tied-back or short, usually quite well-maintained
• Jewellery: Minimal, with the exception of runners and tennis players
• Make-up: Mimimal, but loads of deoderant
• Drives: When they're not running or in the gym, something fairly flash, like a newish Commodore (depending who their team is sponsered by)
• Listens To: Whatever's on
• Natural Habitat: Naturally at the venue or training area of their chosen sport, at the gym or the beach
• Other Distinguishing Features: Puzzling nicknames, superb bodies and abstinence from the dessert bar
• Idols: Any sporting great in their chosen field of sport
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