How To Spot A Surfie

• Uniform: Boardies, t-shirts, halter-necks, little dresses, anything Rip Curl, Billabong, Wet Wet Wet, Mambo, Rusty, Quiksilver, Voodoo Dolls
• Hair: Long and sun-bleached blonde for both sexes
• Jewellery: Silver pendant of one of the above brands on black cord, silver ring.
• Make-up: Mimimal
• Drives: Sandman panel-van, HQ ute, Kombi van, Holden station-wagon.
• Listens To: Whatever's on the radio
• Natural Habitat: The beach - duh!
• Other Distinguishing Features: Good tan, surfboard or bodyboard, reef sandals
• Idols: Surfing champs
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