How To Spot A Teenybopper

• Uniform: Anything that's in - fitted jeans, Airwalk sneakers, singlet tops with cute motifs, capri pants with Spice Girl shoes, twin-sets, skirts over pants and flares with plastic motifs
• Hair: Any colour as long as Mum doesn't have a fit, piggy-tails, fake streaks, extensions, multitudes of sparkly clips and pins.
• Jewellery: Belly-button rings, lots of little silver rings, ball-bearing necklaces, pendants on black cord
• Make-up: Anything with glitter in it, blue eye-shadow, pink lipstick, a different (sparkly) nailpolish colour on every finger.
• Drives: Too young - still giggling on public transport
• Listens To: Britney Spears, Billie, Any band consisting of 5 white boys who can dance, Steps
• Natural Habitat: Hanging outside Macca's in any suburb, malls and CD shops for in-store signings by bands like Ultra
• Other Distinguishing Features: High pitched giggle, complete ignorance of current affairs, 13-going-on-30 walk.
• Idols: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Brooke Satchwell, Jesse Spencer.
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