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BUFFY: "Cordillia. Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good."

CORDILLIA: "Get your mom aged mitts off my boyfriend. Former."

JENNY CALENDER: "Nice shirt."

JENNY CALENDER: "Have you been working out?"

JENNY CALENDER: "Boy. You really know who to woo a girl, don't you?"

XANDER: "Gee Cordillia. I don't know what everybody's talking about. That outfit dosen't make you look like a hook-er."

CORDILLIA: "Boy Buffy. Your really compainging for bitch of the year."

BUFFY: As defending champion, are you nervous?"

BUFFY: "Do you think there'll be any more? Cause I can wait."

ANGEL: "I never get tired of doing that."

SPIKE: "You were supposed to kill the bitch. Not leave gag gifts in her friends beds."

DRU: "If I give you a seed, will you sing for me?"

DRU: "GRRR ruff. Bad dog."

SPIKE: "The birds dead Dru. You left it in the cage and didn't feed it and now it's all dead."

BUFFY: "Giles care. I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. I Broke a nail ok? I'm wearing a press-on."

XANDER: "You were looking at my neck."

ANGEL: "What?"

XANDER: "You were checking out my neck. I saw that."

ANGEL: "No I wasn't."

XANDER: "Just keep your distance pal."

ANGEL: "I wasn't looking at your neck."

XANDER: "I told you to eat before we left."

XANDER: "That's Buffy's boe. He's her special friend."

XANDER: "Aww. Come on. You can tell us. We're your busom friends. The friends of you'r busom."

BUFFY: "Come on. It's a party. Aren't you going to open your present?"

XANDER: "Buf. For the love of god don't open that rain coat."

BUFFY: "Xander. Did I ever thank you for saving my life?"

XANDER: "No."

BUFFY: "Don't you wish I would?"

BUFFY: "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity."

OZ: "Yes. But your not a rat. So call it an up side."

GIRL: "Are you guys going to the party at the bronze tonight?"

BUFFY TO WILLOW: "Go ahead. You know you want to."

WILLOW TO GIRL: "My boyfriend's in the band." GIRL LEAVES.

BUFFY TO WILLOW: "Are you happy now. I think you've told every one."

WILLOW: "Yes. But only in this hemisphere."

DRU: "I'm naming all the stars."

SPIKE: "You can't see the stars luv. That's the celing. Also it's day.

BUFFY: "I kill vampires. That's my job."

Giles: "True. True. Although you dont usually beat them into quite such a bloody pulp before-hand.

ANGEL: "Good. I need to work up an appitite first."

ANGEL: "Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."

SPIKE: "Why don't you ripe her lungs out? Might make an inpression."

ANGEL: "Likes poetry."

SPIKE: "Dosen't have to. What rymes with lungs?"

BUFFY: "Sorry Angel. Changed the lockes."

BUFFY: "Come on. Kick my ass."

BUFFY: "Vampires are creeps."

GILES: "Yes. That's why one slayes them."

Cordillia: "Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks."

WILLOW: "I mean why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H?"

GILES: "Willow. I think we're a little old to be spelling things out."

XANDER: "A bitca?"

GILES: "In my years as watcher... I've buried... too many people. But Jenny was the first I'd loved."

CORDILLIA: "Wait. What does this one do?"

GILES: "It asks endless questions of those with whom it is supposed to be working so that nothing is getting done."

CORDILLIA: "Boy. There's a demon for everything."

ANGEL: "Things are about to get very interisting."

XANDER: "My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life."

XANDER: "How is Angel? Pretend I care."

XANDER: "When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordillia?"

BUFFY: "I'm sorry... but never."

CORDILLIA: "You look so good."

XANDER: "I let Buffy dress me... Not Physically."

CORDILLIA: "Damn it Xander. What's going on? Who died and made you Elvis?"

JENNY CALENDER: "I'm doing pretty good actually. I've stayed out of mortal danger for three whole weeks. I could get used to it."

JENNY CALENDER: "How'd you get in here?"

ANGEL: "I was invited... The sign, in front of the school. Ramantia Trans-sigra Eticatorum."

JENNY: "Enter all yea who seek knowledge."

ANGEL: "Hmm, hmm. What can I say? I'm a knowledge seaker."

XANDER: "Take a walk overbite."

OZ: "Uhh. Arm."

ANGEL: "UH OH. This dose not look good for our heroine."