Razor Blade Smile
(dir.: Jake West)
This movie is what hype on a box is all about. Said by magazines to have "Hong Kong style action" it does not, nor any high level of action. It is a film that is about a female vampire assassin, but the ending makes the entire feature meaningless (if one were to actually make it through the first hour or so of the feature).
Sex, guns, and nightclubs … things that could make for a nice vamp flick (like Blade), but Razor Blade Smile is just about showing off cleavage rather than plot. Even the sex is rather disgusting (aforementioned vampire drinking another woman's period). In the end, Razor Blade Smile is a cheap, wannabe knock off of Blade and Vampirella, but it still fails at even that! One would be advised to rent Blade and watch it until one's eyes bleed rather than enduring what could be the bottom of the barrel for B-movies.