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"Moo like a cow and honk like a bird....Wait, that can't be right."
"You're born and you die and you make a lot of mistakes in between."
"A fool and her money are soon...Hey, where'd my wallet go?"
"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
"Don't worry, be happy"
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
"The important thing is not to stop questioning."
"It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty seconds of war to destroy him."
"I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know."
"All men think all men mortal, but themselves."
"Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. "
"I dream, therefore I exist."
"Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer."
"Life can only be understood backwards, but must be lived forwards."
"While the doctors consult, the patient dies."
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."
"A friend to all is a friend to none."
"If you don't understand what I just said, don't worry, neither do I."
"The shortest answer is doing."
"To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming."
"If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
"Have U had your reality check today?"
"Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them."
"Never take your wife to a singles bar on your anniversary. "
"He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned."
"Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."
"Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies."
"Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety nine per cent perspiration."
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'"
"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are"
"There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."
"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."
"You only fight with people you care about, because, otherwise, it wouldn't matter enough to take up your time"
"When you're bored, get a hobby"
"When the apple is ripe it will fall."
"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."
"All rich people are thieves or sons of thieves"
"A wise man hears one word and understands two."
"The course of true love never did run smooth."
"Be aware of the fact; you cannot change the fact; you may cover it up, run away from it, but you cannot change it. It is there. "
"Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past, you must fight just to keep them alive."
"Come on, don't stop now! You done did it!"
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