This list was made from long ago conversations
between friends and myself
Namely Summer; Jordie, Stacey, Rorie, & Tracy
01. The main character girl has known Hanson since childbirth, and is just now realizing she has "deeper" feelings for one them.02. Or remarkably, the main character girl just so happens to move next door to Hanson and in with her grandparent's. Her room is the entire 2nd floor; she has a balcony, and ohmigod! It looks right into Hanson's bedroom! Squeals!!
03. Leading girl always has the perfect body.
04. It's always with Taylor as the main character brother, who is portrayed as the perfect guy.
05. And he's always too shy, and blushes whenever he talks to neighbor girl. Which she thinks is "sooo cute."
06. Yet she and him end up being a couple after 5 minutes of knowing each other. (Automatic bonding, ya know?)
07. 'I love you' is said either towards the end of the first day, or at the beginning of the second. Even though most teens do not fully comprehend the meaning of what "love" is...
08. Taylor seems to live in their bedroom, and ends up talking to neighbor girl through the window. The telephone obviously does not exist there.
09. Sooner or later, Taylor goes rollerblading with her. Cabs or rides seem to be no option. And since the girl can't rollerblade well, she falls, he catches her, and they kiss for the first time.
10. Isaac does seem to appear in a few of these stories. However it is only as a chauffeur to Taylor and his girlfriend. Then he disappears to his own girlfriend's house and seemingly never comes back.
11. Zac is constantly on sugar highs. Being fed bowls of sugar or runs off some rocket jet fuel. (Come on, it's not THAT bad!)
12. There's always something about watching a movie and pizza in someone's living room, (sometimes bedrooms), on a large screen TV. No other food is eaten, and no other tv is used.
13. For every date there's only the park, the movie theater, and some unknown restaurant (which usually ends up being Italian.)
14. The only thing that Jessica and Avery seem to do… is play Barbie's. That's it. They apperantly do not own any other toy or any kind of stuffed animals.
15. Conventionally, Mr. and Mrs. Hanson are either not in the story, or away shopping with the younger kids. Sometimes, if they're lucky, they're at the zoo.
16. Hanson is not allowed to tell the world about their girlfriends, for fear of losing fans. They must also constantly explain this to their evidently "thick" girlfriends. (thick meaning stupid)
17. Zac is always complaining about how Taylor and Isaac keep kicking him out of "his room too." The guy never gets to stay in his room, and if he does, it's because he's playing with lego's.
18. Neighbor girl always wears the smallest clothes on earth, while both she and Taylor are constantly in name-brand clothing. Also, the only shoes worn by Hanson are Doc Martens.
19. She and Taylor end up fighting over something stupid, and he leaves. When she finds him, he's crying so she starts crying too, they both say that they're sorry, then kiss and make-up, and that ends the story. Well, besides "living happily ever after." Or a part that talks about how years later they got married and had kids.
20. But there are some sequels to these stories. In which Taylor will be found wearing boxers, without his pants, in the living room. In which no one seems to notice or care.
21. The only breakfast's that they ever seem to have is cereal and/or pancakes. Nothign else exsists for them.
22. They love the backyard so much that that is where they spend most of their time alone. Because Isaac is once again at a girlfriends, and Zac's at a friend's, and the rest of the family is still out shopping from the last story.
23. In one or both of the stories there is always this sentence "staring deeply into his baby blue eyes."
24. There is always a fight between the couple and the parents when the parents try to separate them, and they scream about how much they "love each other."
25. The ending always comes when they get back together or the day after they have sex.
26. The only channels the Hanson's get on TV are MTV and Cartoon Network. Thus, the only thing on TV EVER is TRL *gags* and Cartoons.
