Roses Are Red

"Roses are red, and violets should be white
Sorry Taylor dear, but those pants are too tight."

"We think you're one of the greatest
Bands in this world
But Zac, you're starting to look like a girl."

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
Taylor still looks better in my clothes than I do."

"I'm getting desperate, every fan knows what I mean
Damnit, won't you just please let Isaac sing?"

"It wont be painful, it wont hurt
Just have Zac play, without his shirt."

"Love may move mountains
But Taylor still needs Weight Gainers 2000."

"To all you Taylor fans,
You may not believe it, but it's true
Isaac's part of Hanson too!"

"We are all curious,
Everyone wants to know,
But for the love of God,
Let the girlfriend thing go!"

"For all you stealing Hanson's grass
I hope you know you're a pain in the ass!"

"It's not that I want to be rude,
But Taylor, I think you should know
We've got to get you some new clothes!"

"Stopping asking this question
Cause it's known to every fan
No their younger siblings
Are not joining the band!

"I promise that even though I'm a fan
I won't scream in your face
If you just hold my hand."

"Don't pull at their hair,
Don't scream in their face,
Cause next time you do it,
You're gonna get sprayed with mace."

"Taylor we really loved you
But not so much now
That you've sprayed us with beef stew!"

"He's not trying to be mean
But they were promised to Mack
So won't you please
Give Zac his glowing drumsticks back?"

"I know you're young and very talented singers
But be careful, I don't want to see you on Jerry Springer."

"I know in the industry
You want to be as popular as can be
But please don't start dancing, like the BSB!"

"We know you're cool, we know you're groovy,
But please, oh please, don't act in a movie!"

"We know you're guys, we don't think you're chicks
But next time tell the make up artist 'no lipstick'. "

"Taylor, we know you're a rock star,
We know you're a goof,
But for the love of God,
Don't pee on another roof!"