May Taylor steal your clothes... and look better in them than you do!

May Zac break into your house... and eat all the Twinkies!

May Isaac... perm your hair while you are sleeping!

May Hanson switch all you clothes... with 'The Crap from The Gap'!

May you be forced into a pair of Taylor's leather pants!

May you be forced to endure having your hair pulled by Zac!

May you be forced to be the oldest of seven kids like Isaac!

Laugh!  Or die...

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