01. If you have so many magazines of Teen and Superteen that you basically own stock now.
02. If you have named anything or anyone after any of the Hanson's, or their friends.
03. If you saved money for months just to get a bus ticket and cab fare to Tulsa for a drive-by viewing of their home...
04. If you major in Education in college just so you can home-school your children when the time comes.
05. If you have ever written "I love Taylor", "I love Isaac", or "I love Zac" on any part of your body.
06. Worse yet, if you have "I love Taylor", "I love Isaac", or "I love Zac" TATTOOED anywhere on your body.
07. If you somehow found out what shampoo, soap, toothpaste, or cologn they use and now have samples of them.
08. If you grow your hair down to your ankles just because Mrs. Hanson does and you want them to spot you because it reminds them of their mom.
09. If your elderly neighbors can recite all the lyrics to 'MoN' without the help of their hearing aids.
10. If your siblings have a true fear of maybe someday becoming in-laws to the Hanson's.
11. If you would actually consider calling your brother Chewbacca (whether the name fit or not) just because it is rumored that Taylor and Zac uses that nickname for Isaac.
12. If you don't freak when your brother's action figures are all over the floor. You merely smile at them and think that, Zac and Mackie could be playing with the same Army man right now.
13. If you have ever bribed anyone to get in someplace you think Hanson is.
14. If you have the phone number to the Hanson Hotline on speed dial, and try like mad to catch one of them while they're changing the message.
15. If you have ever signed a petition for Taylor NOT to cut his hair.
16. If anyone know you as, 'The Chick Who Thinks She'll Marry A Hanson'.
17. If you ever tried to get caught in a ET/Girlfriend scandal.
18. If you have any articles that are from the Hanson family's house (i.e.) grass, rocks, flowers.
19. If you are on a first name basis with Hanson's trashmen.
20. If you watch Oklahoma! to get a feel for their culture.
21. If you can keep up with the tape of 'TT&MoN' and 'LFA' by heart with the tape playing and the T.V. on mute.
22. If you know what TT&MoN, RTA, LFA, TTA stand for and don't even have to think about it.
23. If you had more than your state's share of Eggo waffles in your freezer.
24. If you ever considered lobbying before Congress to make May 6-Hanson Day a National Holiday. Or tried to.
25. If your collection of Hanson video tapes outnumbers the family's collection of Disney films.
26. If your parents thought that 'Bubble Helmet' on Conan was a good idea and wanted to order it to shut you up.
28. If your house nearly burned to the ground due to the flammability of your homemade Hanson nightlight.
29. If you ripped the shirt off a man because he stood five feet away from Hanson.
30. If you believe you know the favorite colors of the three boys by heart and only wear those colors.
31. If you purposely go out to buy an article of clothing you saw a Hanson member wear.
32. If you are constanly drinking milk and insist that your family calls it MMMilk because of their milk mustache ad.
33. If you eat neopolitan ice cream to try and get a taste of Zac's, Isaac's, and Taylor's favorite flavor.
34. If you spend more time at Hanson's house than they do.
35. If you got caught digging up Hanson's yard; when in fact it wasn't Hanson's yard.
36. If you ever wore a white tank top with no bra to a Hanson concert.
37. If your idea of a dream vacation is to drive 12 hours, one way, to camp out, take pictures, and souvenires of Hanson's house.
38. If you came out with plans for dog-napping their dog, or kidnapping one of their siblings, just to meet them.
39. If you have more pictures of Hanson than their parents do.
40. If you spend all of your days time trying to make one of your family members look like one of the Hanson's.
41. If your Hanson T-shirts out number your regular T-shirts.
42. If you asked one of them to marry you.
43. If you have already picked out the date, how many kids you're going to have, and their names.
44. If you have already made out the wedding invitations.
45. If you know any personal information about them, and they don't know who the hell you are.
46. If your first real camping trip was on Hanson's lawn.
47. If your license plate reads 'MMMBopR'
48. If your e-mail address has anything to do with one of the Hanson's being yours. (i.e.) TaysMyBabe, ZacsMine, Ikes4Me, or even MrsHanson.
49. If you ever heard a Hanson say 'Mommy, get her away. She's starting to scare me!'
50. If Hanson has put a restraining order on you.
51. If you got kicked out of the Scream Squad for being too obsessive, and they put a restraining order against you as well.
52. If MMMBop and Albertane is the only words you know, or admit to knowing.
52. If you can sing MMMBop backwards in 30 seconds or less.
53. If your Mental Hospital has opened up a counseling center and wing (in honor of you) for Obbsesive Hanson fans
54. If you argue with your dentist saying that you need "clear braces" just because they do.
55. If you went into mourning over Hanson's hair cuts.
56. If you were excited by the fact that Taylor got facial hair and e-mailed everyone.
57. If your family kidnaps Hanson just so that you will shut up about them.
58. If you have argued with a local DJ for 5 hours straight about how there should be an All Hanson hour every night
59. If you have sent Hanson your bra in the mail.
60. If you have sung MMMBop more times than Hanson has.
61. If you listened to your "MON" cd so many times that it melted and you needed to buy a new one.
62. If you go snap happy w/your camera just because someone looks like one of the Hanson's.
63. If you know Hanson's horoscope for today.
64. If the 'Psychic Friend's Network' will no longer take your calls because you are under 18 and they cannot tell you if you will marry one of the Hanson's.
65. If you have petitioned to your city so that you could change your street name to something that has to do w/Hanson. (i.e.) MMMbop Street, Hanson Boulevard, or even HITZ Avenue.
66. If you think that it's the end of the world when you forget any minor detail about Hanson, or anyone related to them in any way.
67. If you know at least one person who is a 5th cousin to Hanson...
68. If you use any of these words in your daily vocabulary; TAYnks, o'TAY, MACKaroni, IKEZACTAY=exactly, TAY-tor-tot, IKE-cream, or ZACtly. OR if you even make up your own...
69. If your family and friends can sing "MMMBop" word for word and they've never heard Hanson sing it.
70. If you've converted 10 or more friends/family/strangers into adoring Hanson, males and females included.
71. If you've written your own set of biographies on the brothers, and their family- extending to their 3rd cousins.
72. If your family has caught you talking to or gesturing to one of your many posters all over the house.
73. If you buy bright yellow shiny Doc Martens for $150 just because you saw a picture Zac lacing up a pair of those.
74. If you grew a rat-tail in honor of Taylor.
75. If you had a ring just like Taylor's in the "RTA" custom-made because you knew you'd die without it.
76. If you searched to find an exact replica of Isaac's ring.
77. If you've started a band called "The Hanson Lovers."
78. If you dye your hair blond, straighten it, and cut 5 inches off just to look like Taylor.
79. If you have Hanson bed sheets or bed spread.
80. If you actually got custom made wallpaper that cost you almost all of your life savings.
81. If you blew over $250 on just concert memorabilia.
82. If you've planned a trip to every single place mentioned in the "RTA" and "TT&MON" videos; including all airfare, rental cars, cameras, hotels, and meals.. and all you're waiting for is your parent's "ok."
83. If you take pictures of business signs that have Hanson's names in them (i.e.) "Taylor's Rental" or "Zac's Laundry."
84. If you spent a vacation making a 3,826 page Hanson scrapbook.
85. If you go through 8 ink cartriges a week printing out Hanson pictures.
86. If you have a different pair of underwear for each Hanson (i.e.) Monday=Taylor *with a pic of him on it,* Tuesday=Ike... Friday=Zoë.
87. If you send each Hanson a birthday card including Zoë, Diana, Walker, Mackie, Jessie, and Avie. Even Ashley.
88. If you buy Hanson a cellular phone with your number on all of the speed-dial settings.
89. If you have 49 floppies filled with Hanson pictures, and you know you'd die if you lost them.
90. If you make plans to legally change your name to any Hanson related name. (i.e.) "Jessica Hanson" or "Mackie Hanson" or anythinglike that.
91. If the only thing on your Christmas list is "TO MEET HANSON" 100 times, and then it says "Or to get any Hanson related items whatsoever" in small print.
92. If you spend over an hour thinking up different things to tell if you are a "Teenie..."
93. If you cried because Hanson's amazing 2 second appearance on 'Melrose Place' was just astounding to you.
94. If you plan a conspiracy against Heather Locklear, Jenny McCarthy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Shania Twain for being "best buds" with Hanson.
95. If you have over 12 6-hour tapes filled with all Hanson interviews you've known about since they started on tv.
96. If you push your favorite little cousin, whom you took to the Hanson concert, to the ground in order to shake Zac's hand.
97. If you e-mail Christopher Sabec everyday in hopes of getting him to make Hanson come to your home town.
98. If you follow Hanson on their tours and stay in the same hotel as them.
99. If you meet Hanson and your friend/relative distracts them while you get a few things to remember them by.
100. If you make friends with someone you just met because you've found out one of her family members can get you free tickets to a Hanson concert.
101. If you don't know how you managed to live before Hanson became famous.
102. If your baby brother or sister's first word was Hanson related.
103. If you have convinced you little siblings that they ARE Jessie, Avie, Mackie or Zoë.
104. If to your friends you are Hanson's first cousin; your skin, hair eye colour is totally different because you have genetic problems.
105. If you beat up (or come close to) everyone who says Hanson sucks or anything along those lines.
106. If your parents have found a more effective way of punishing you; by taking away you Hanson cds or making you take down a poster from your wall.
107. If you know their date of birth, time of birth, the room number, and the name of the doctors who delivered them. Including their immediate family and distant cousins.
108. If you've customized everything in your house to be Hanson-related. (i.e.) Hanson toothpaste, a picture of Hanson on the stove, canned goods with Hanson pics on them.
109. If you told your boyfriend to dye his hair blonde and style it... like one of the Hanson's.
