Ever wish that there was more of you???
Someone who looked just like you to do your chores.
To go to school for you, and do your homeworkd?
To endure those lectures that parents just love to give?
Well, now you can! See, what you need is a clone.
Due to modern technology we can make an exact replica of you!
And it works really well too, because I can never tell when Zac Hanson has gotten a new clone.
Because if you hadn't noticed, he does tend to die a lot.
So do you know which one is the real Zac Hanson???
Well here's a small test to find out if you can.
So can you tell which ones are the real Zac Hanson, and which ones are the clones???
See cloning has to be great, because I sure as hell can't tell them apart. But that's just me...
So call for your clone today @ 1-800-CLONE-ME
Sorry no checks, COD's, foodstamps, Monopoly money...
You cannot return a clone! All sales are final!
Please, allow 6-8 year delivery, for you are not Zac Hanson.
Therefor do not need them right away.
