Random Things That Annoy Us
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1. Garth Brooks
2. Shania Twain
3. Any and all random country singers
4. Mase's lyrics
5. The non-existent Pantene Pro-V samples (meaning there is never any shampoo in the package)
6. Bob Carlisle and his "Butterfly Kisses" song
7. "Achy-Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
8. That guy who says "What do you mean Barq's has bite?"
9. The other guy in that commercial
10. Web page hackers
11. Their random associates
12. Wolesly French
13. Rob Zombie
14. Commercials that are played over and over and over....
15. Fusion commercials
16. Commercials in general
17. Televised golf
18. Wrestling
19. The awful yellow colour of school buses
20. The Payolas
21. The changes to the old "Sesame Street"
22. Fake Plants
23. Lunchroom Clean-up
24. The way too many varieties of paper towels
25. "Full House"
26. Bob Saget
27. People who say things when they don't know what they mean
28. The dancing baby from "Ally McBeal"
29. Noxema
30. Chip bags that come half full
31. Power Rangers
32. Kate's answering machine
33. Magazines with endless advertising at the beginning
34. Usher
35. James Van Der Beek's huge head
36. Mastercard commercials
37. Schick razor ads
38. Faded Jeans
39. Jenny McCarthy
40. LL Cool J
41. Music videos for "Head Over Feet" and "Thank U"
42. Cell phones ringing in movie theatres
43. People who let them ring
44. Beepers
45. Defective merchandise
46. Vending machines with crappy stuff in them
47. "Viva Forever" by the Spice Girls
48. People who yell when you're sitting right next to them
49. People with Beanie Baby obsessions
50. The people in Pantorama and Reflexions who won't leave you alone and babble and ask personal questions
51. "What Is Love" by Haddaway
52. Pinnies that are unwashed, smelly, moldy, too tight, 20 years old, etc., etc., etc.
53. The Oscar Mayer Wiener song
54. Fluorescent Pink
55. Constant whiners and complainers
56. Pens that don't work
57. Homework
58. Slow computers
59. Nerf Pulsator commercials
60. Seinfeld commercials that are still going
61. T.V. Guide is never right
62. Nerf commercials in general
63. Video for "Feel So Good" by Ma$e
64. The fact that rappers have no original ideas
65. Rappers lack of rythm and inability to dance
66. Calorie counting
67. Threading a needle
68. Cheez Whiz (Without personality, mind you)
69. Clocks that run behind or ahead
70. Rulers that only have inches
71. Opening a package of chips and having them spray in all directions
72. Having a can of pop explode when you don't want it to
73. Beavis And Butthead
74. Ren And Stimpy
75. Cow And Chicken
76. Daria
77. Duckman
78. Diana Ross and the Supremes
79. McDonalds sawdust tasting hamburgers
80. When your head falls off and it rolls away too fast for you to catch it
81. People who make a big deal of small things
82. The gigantic prices at the movie theatres
83. Stores that pay on commission
84. People that are perky in the morning,
85. The fact that major brand names always cost 10 times more than other brands
86. The awful yellow colour of the portables
87. The fact that there's a Starbucks on every corner
88. How easily CD covers break
89. Getting sick
90. Devry commercials
91. Adam Rosen
92. Adidas commercials (the ones that were on during the world cup)
93. Teachers who live to confuse
94. The abundance of Land Before Time movies that get worse each time
95. Free Willy and Mighty Ducks sequels
96. Canadian Tire commercials
97. The fact that the movies they have in the store are never the ones you want to see
98. Roger's Video radio commercials
99. How Christmas merchandise comes out in October
100. Teachers who think they're the only ones who ever give kids homework
101. Dogs that bite
102. People who encourage dogs that bite
103. Slow e-mail
104. Chalk dust
105. How people think the number 13 is so bad (it's Kate's favorite number!)
106. How some people get so addicted to T.V.
107. Studio Coquette
108. Her bad voice and taste in clothes
109. French-Canadians who think they're better than the rest of Canada because they're french
110. Americans that think Canadians live in igloos
111. People who explain things that don't need to be explained
112. Americans who are still mad at the British for something that happened more than 100 years ago
113. People who slurp their coffee/tea, etc.
114. People who mutter things, but won't tell you what they muttered
115. People who chew with their mouth open
116. People who pretend to have a french accent
117. Defective welfare school computers
118. Welfare pencil cases (Kate)
119. Pencil-thin department store Santa Clauses
120. Future Shop
121. Their TV commercials about people who tragically are not able to watch TV
122. Songs that are played over and over that once were good
123. Jay-Z - The king of annoying songs... take 'Hard Knock Life' and 'Can I Get a Whut Whut,' for example
124. Shift and caps lock keys that stick down when you press them
125. Prince's many name changes
126. The total lack of cute (and sweet) guys at our school (there are a couple, but I can't name names)
127. People that tell you that you like something when you don't, and vice versa
128. TV dinners and their pasty taste
129. America's Funniest Home Videos
130. America's Funniest People
131. People who write so you can't read it
132. Leonard Nemoy haters
133. Wrestlers and their awful stage names (Brett "the Hitman" Hart, The Bushwhackers)
134. Ultramatic commercials
135. Pledge drives for TVO
136. Surgically enlarged lips that are way too big
137. Pocket protectors
138. People who mismatch their clothing for attention
139. Christmas trees that don't stand up straight
140. People who interrupt constantly
141. The same such people who don't let you talk at all
142. The amount of times they play 'How Deep is Your Love' by Dru Hill
143. The abundance of love songs that suck
144. The many plastic babies on the market that wet themselves and spit on themselves
145. Fuzzy radio stations due to manual tuning knobs
146. People who don't reply to their email for weeks at a time
147. The stupid and bizarre twisted playings of "O Canada" in the morning that sound like scrambled MIDIs that were created by deranged orangutans.
148. Diaper commercials
149. Britney Spears
150. Geri Haliwell's Voice
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