What to do When You're at a Boring Movie:

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Ooooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juji Fruits for your asthma.

6. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

7. Whenever the badguy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

8. Yell out what is going to happen.

9. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

10. Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

11. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

12. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

13. Gently, softly, place a single popped kernel of corn on the head of the person in front of you.

14. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"

15. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then quickly look back at the screen when they notice, then stare at them again when they turn back to the screen.

16. See if you can get a moistened Juji Fruit to stick to the screen.

17. Yell to the projectionist, "Can you pause it? I gotta go to the bathroom!"

22. Whisper to the person next to you and say, "I'm not wearing any underwear."