10 Things I Hate About You"Am I that transparent?" - Kat Stratford "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick-it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate when you make me laugh-even worse, when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. but mostly I hate the way, I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all."- Kat Stratford "I say do what you want to do." - Patrick "I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?...I think you can in Europe." "Who knocked up your sister?" - Patrick "Don't touch anything, you might get hepatitis" "People find you some what...Tempestious?...Heinous bitch is the term used most often" "Bobby Ridgeway's testical retrevial opperation went along quite well by the way...I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls" - Ms. Perky "She's going to meet some bikers, big ones, full of sperm" - Kat Stratford "What is it, asshole day?" - Kat Stratford "I delivered a baby to a 15 y/o girl this morning and you know what she said to me?...I'm a crack whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?...Close, but no, she said I should have listened to my father...No she didn't...Well she would have if she wasn't so doped up!"
Big Daddy"I win...Why do u win?...Cuz the games called 'I win!'...thats bUllshit!" "Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's house tonight, there's a good chance I'll develop a stutter. P-P-Please don't do this to me." - Sonny told through Frankinstien "Fish Pony Hip...Hip Hop....Hip HopAnnonymous" "Initiating the conversation is half the battle." - Frankinstien (a.k.a. Julian) "They go together like lamb and tunafish." - Delivery Boy "You just made the biggest mistake of your life baby. I know you'll be missing me when you got that big, white wrinkley body on top of you with his loose skin and OLD BALLS." - Sonny "I had a doll like that one time. My cat, he bite it." - Delivery Boy "I have a call for delivery in building, but i think it was a crank call. What some chocolate cake? It's a bad time man. Come back later and I'll Indian wrestle you. You're going down sucker. Yeah well see about that." "Important, when you order at my restaurant, you never order BLT. You must trust me, stay away from BLT." - Delivery Boy Austin Powers"I shall call him...MINI ME." - Dr. Evil "Oh Behave...YEAH BABY." - Austin Powers "Mini Me, stop humping the lazer...why don't you and the lazer get a fricken room." - Dr. Evil "Oh Groovy baby." - Austin Powers "Throw me a fricken bone here." - Dr. Evil "You have to tell me these things. I've been frozen for 30 years." - Dr. Evil "Do I make you horny baby?" - Austin Powers
Movie Quotes"If I tell you I love you can I keep you forever?" –Casper "It's nudie magazine day!" - Billy Madison "I'm my best version of myself around you. And that makes me doubt everything else." - Keeping The Faith "Shampoo is better I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool. Really." - Billy Madison "I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!" - Wayne Knight as Tantor (Tarzan) "It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!" - Robin Williams as Genie (Aladdin - 1992) "Never tell me the odds." - Han Solo "It's not my fault." - Han Solo "I just look like I jacked off an elephant" - 7-Up Guy from The Replacements "This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque period. And as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!" - David Ogden Stiers as Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast - 1991) "Life moves pretty fast, if you dont take a look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off "You know that place between sleep and awake, where you're still dreaming? That's where I will always think of you." -Tinkerbell
TV Quotes"Conie, why don't you have a dance?" - From a Yanks commercial (haha Cara) "Everyone's talking about QT's problems, but I was up on that stage in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death. And while I was rolling around I was STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible." – Chad "Is that your final answer?" -Heck you better know this one "I saw me as he saw me, but the amazing thing was, through his eyes I was beautiful." - Roswell "Anything you can do I can do better...I can do anything better then YOU!!!" - Nike Commercial "It's funny how the world changes sometimes, how the streets you walked your entire life seem darker, colder. How the silence isn't so quiet anymore. How eyes you've barely even noticed now look at nothing but you, how the walk home every night is no longer routine, but a victory. And then you begin to wonder. Maybe it's not the world that's changed, maybe it's just you." – Rosewell "Real men don't use instructions son, besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion of how to put this together." - Home Improvement
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