(sing it to the tune of "Baby One More Time")
Oh boobie boobie,
Oh boobie boobie,
Oh boobie boobie,
My chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right~yeah
Oh boobies boobies
My breasts are completely full,
And now my sweater's tight~yeah
Surgery,
I wanna be a size "D",
Bigger memories,
I want them to show now
Oh because
Chorus:
My chest flatness was killing me,
And I,
I must confess
I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child,
I am a crime,
Make my boobies one more size
Oh boobies boobies
I've got double D's it's true,
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
Your so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it
*Golly*
Rolling Stone was naughty,
See me baby barely wearing clothes now
Oh because
Chours:
My chest flatness was killing me,
And I
I must confess
I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child,
I am a crime,
Make my boobies one more size
