Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds!!

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the eleven on the phone!

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? There is whiteout all over the monitor.

Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q:Why can't blondes count to 70? A:Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

Q:What do you get when a naked blonde does a hand stand? A: A brunette with bad breath.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q:What does a blonde say after her fifth orgasm? A:"Are all you guys on the same basketball team?"

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q:How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? A:She opens the car door.

Q:Why are blonds like pianos A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q:What does a blonde wear behind her ears to attract men? A:Her knees.

Q:How do you know a blonde has been at the computer? A:From the Whiteout(tm) on the
screen.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? A: It finally dawned on her.

Q:Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? A: 'Cause blonde guys are dumb, too!