1. Dogs don't cry
2. Dogs love it when
your friends come over
3. Dogs don't care if
you use their shampoo
4. Dogs think you sing
great
5. A dog's time in the
bathroom is confined to a quick drink
6. Dogs don't expect
you to call when you are running late
7. The later you are,
the more excited dogs are to see you
8. Dogs will forgive
you for playing with other dogs
9. Dogs don't notice
if you call them by another dog's name
10. Dogs are excited by rough play
11. Dogs don't mind if you give their
offspring away
12. Dogs understand that farts are
funny
13. Dogs love red meat
14. Dogs can appreciate excessive
body hair
15. Anyone can get a good looking
dog
16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs
don't hate it
17. Dogs don't shop
18. Dogs like it when you leave lots
of things on the floor
19. A dog's disposition stays the
same all month long
20. Dogs never need to examine the
relationship
21. A dog's parents never visit
22. Dogs like beer
23. Dogs love long car trips
24. Dogs understand that instincts
are better than asking for directions
25. Dogs understand that all animals
smaller than dogs were made to be hunted
26. When a dog gets old and starts
to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it
27. Dogs will actually wear that
studded leather collar you bought them last year