She does not:
Get PMS
She becomes:
Hormonally homicidalShe does not have:
A killer body
She is:
Terminally attractiveShe is not:
A bad cook
She is:
Microwave compatibleShe is not:
A bad driver
She is:
Automotively challengedShe is not a:
Perfect 10
She is:
Numerically superiorShe is not:
Easy
She is:
Horizontally accessibleShe does not:
Hate sports on TV
She is:
Athletically biasedShe does not have:
Sexy lips
She is:
Collagen dependentShe does not get:
Drunk
She is:
Accidentally over-servedYou do not ask her:
To dance
You request a:
Pre-coital rhythmic experienceShe is not:
A gossip
She is a:
Verbal terminatorShe does not:
Work out too much
She is an:
Abdominal overachieverShe does not have:
A great butt
She is:
Gluteus to the maximusShe is not:
Hooked on soap operas
She is:
Melodramatically fixatedShe is not:
Cold or frigid
She is:
Thermally incompatibleShe does not:
Wear too much make-up
She is:
Cosmetically oversaturatedShe does not have:
Great cleavage (A great rack)
Her breasts are:
Centrally locatedShe will never:
Gain weight
She will become:
A metabolic underachieverShe is not:
A screamer or moaner
She is:
Vocally appreciativeShe does not:
Shave her legs
She experiences:
Temporary stubble reductionShe does not have:
A hard body
She is:
Anatomically inflexibleShe does not:
Sun bathe
She experiences:
Solar enhancementHer breast will never:
Sag
They will:
Lose their vertical holdShe does not:
Shop too much
She is:
Overly susceptible to marketing ploysShe does not:
Cut you off
She becomes:
Horizontally inaccessibleShe does not have:
Big hair
She is:
Overly aerosoledShe does not:
Snore
She is:
Nasally repetitiveShe does not:
Get drunk
She becomes:
Verbally dyslexicShe does not have:
Big hooters
Her:
Cups runneth overShe is not:
Too skinny
She is:
Skeletally prominent