KEYBOARD- Where you hang your keys.
WINDOWS- What you close when it is bloody cold!
WINDOWS 98- What you open when it was bloody hot!
LOG ON - What you put on the fire when no windows are working.
HARD DRIVE- Getting home after the picnic races.
PORT- To drink on the way home from the picnic races.
BIT- You might get this when you get home from the picnic races.
CRASH-What you do after the hard drive, port and bit.
RAM- Joined in ewes to increase flocks.
DOWNLOAD- Getting the wood off the back of the ute.
MEGAHERTZ-Usually sustained while unloading the ute.
MICRO CHIPS - What the calves leave in your paddock.
COMPUTER- What you say when calling your dog "Puter".
BYTE- What you get if you don't feed "Puter".
MOUSE- Small furry critter.
JOYSTICK- Gear change with an 8ball top.
SOUND BLASTER- The horn on the property ute.
SCREEN- Big bloody thing at the drive-in.
DOS- Thing you do when you need to crash.
CMOS-Growth on rocks by the ocean.
INTERNET- Small net for catching crays.
BROWSER- Someone who likes going to "Farmfest">
ONLINE- When the scope of your rifle is properly sighted.
APPLE- Thing you eat.
IBM- Three unrelated letters.
OPERATING SYSTEM- New heart by-pass procedure.
CACHE- Only thing the pub will accept
MEMORY- The thing that deteriorates in proportion to alcohol use.
I came across this piece of wisdom when I was on a computer course for school. I don't know who wrote it, but I would like to dedicate it to my dear friend CLINT *lmao*
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