Lynda: "What do you want, Spike?"
Spike was played by Dexter Fletcher
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(Spike in raptures over going out with Lynda)
Spike: "Ah...spelling...Don't you love it?"
Frazz: "Do you remember two years ago I was sick on your living room carpet?"
Spike: "Remember it? I'm still waiting for you to clean it up!....Why?"
Frazz: "Oh, I'm just remembering it myself."
Spike: "I should have expected it really. A guy like you just can't understand the kind of relationship that Lynda and I have."
Frazz: "Don't start, Spike."
Spike: "It's a spirirtual thing, really."
Frazz: "I've been watching your relationship with Lynda, Spike. She brushes past you it the doorway and it takes you three laps around the newsroom and a quick dip in the canal before you can even start breathing normally again. that's spiritual?"
Spike: "You got it!"
----------Something Terrible Part Two-------------
Spike: "Just looking."
Lynda: "Couldn't you look somewhere else?"
Spike: "I'm finding it hard. Nice pyjamas, Lynda - but I prefer your other ones."
Lynda: "You've never seen my other pyjamas! (Raising her voice) He's never seen my other pyjamas!"
Spike: "I've seen everything you wear, Lynda....I've got pictures of your clothes-line."
Lynda: "This isn't getting to me, Spike, I want you to know that."
Spike: "Can I ask you a question?"
Lynda: "Ask away."
Spike: "About your pyjamas...."
Lynda: "Ask!"
Spike: "Why aren't you wearing a top?"
(Lynda is sucked in, quickly glances down with a yelp, then gets very, very angry at a smirking Spike.)
----------Breakfast at Czar's-----------
(Note: Some of this scene was cut from the episode that went to air. The author of this site found the missing gems in the books brought out in Australia by the ABC)
