Soul Essence Song Parody Page
This is a page where real songs are taken and made into parodies based off of Soul Essence. (Hence the title.)
- No offence is meant to the creators of the origional songs.
- Parodies can be submitted to the e-mail address below.
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- Warning! Some parodies may not be suitable for children!
Danin, Dark
And Mysterious
to the tune of Phantom of
the Opera
Explanation:
After Miya and Danin first meet, Miya has a very
strange dream, made all the more terrifying as it meant
her complete departure from her mortal life. This may
eventually tie in to the fanfic "What Once Was Mortal."
sung:
Miya:
In sleep he spoke to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again
For now I find
Danin, dark and mysterious
Is there inside my mind
Danin:
Come once again to me
I'm no-one's pet
My power over you
Goes stronger yet
And through you're fearing me
True love is blind
Danin, dark and mysterious
Is there, inside your mind
Miya:
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
And yet there's something more...
Danin
Than just Nisfear
Danin/Miya
Arch-daemon and mortal
Two souls combined
Danin, dark and mysterious
Is there inside my mind
Trax:
(in background, don't ask...)
He's there, Danin dark and mysterious
Beware Danin, dark and mysterious...
Danin:
In all your fantasies
You always knew
Seductive mystery...
Miya:
It came from you...
Danin/Miya:
And now Nightfallen's grasp
You/I leave behind
Danin, dark and mysterious
Is there inside your/my mind
Miya:
He's there, Danin dark and mysterious...
spoken variation:
Danin:
Come...
Come, my innocent child...
Come to me!
The Voices of Danin & Cogliostro
to the tune of
"Guilty Concience" by Eminim/Slim Shady
submitted by Harry Thompson IV & Chris Stallings,
Explination: This song
discribes three separate characters and three different
scenerios. I am not responsible for your satisfaction
or what you do after reading this song. The beliefs
stated here are totally screwed up, and should not be
taken seriously by anyone.
spoken
Narrator
Meet Lupus
After a couple of years
Of getting beat up by the GM
He decides to try and become a Guardian
And try to rob Alex's bar
When suddenly...
His concience comes into play
rapped
Cogliostro
Alright!
Now stop!
Before you walk into that bar
And try to make yourself a star
You better think of the consequences
spoken
Lupus
Who are you?
Cogliostro
Don't ask stupid questions!
rapped
Danin
That's nonsense
Go to Shadowfluff
Borrow my sister's dress
You'll be fine for days
If you do everything that Miya says
And stay in a cage
Cogliostro
Yeah
But if it all goes through
Like its supposed to
But Nightfallen now knows you
And she'll expose herself to you
Look at the type of liquor this guy's stockin'
This guy's nuttier than Johnny Rotten
Danin
F*** that s***
Do that hit
Can you afford to blow this
Are you that rich
Why do you give a scuzzie's tail if he dies
Is he going to help you get those legendary dibs
Cogliostro
Don't do it
It's not worth it to risk it
Not over this s***
Drop the biz quick
Don't listen to Danin you all
He's bad for you
Danin
You know what Cog'
I don't like your attitute
Wushi
(Chorus)
These Voices
These Voices
And where they go
I don't know
If I should listen to
Or follow
The Voices
The Voices
And where they go
I don't know
Chemicals uuuhhhrrr
Chemicals uuuhhhrrr
Da da da da Voices
Narrator
Meet Vincini
Things are getting hot and heavy
In what he thinks is a rave party
(It's actually Shadowfluff)
When suddenly...
His concience comes into play
Danin
Hurry
Quick
Put this in her drink
Now all you have to do
Is nibble on little Nightfallen's earlobes
Cogliostro
Yo
Dude
It's your sister
You can't take advantage of her
That's not fair
Danin
Look at her nightfall puss
Does it got hair
Stick that sword
In her happy zone there
Cogliostro
Man
Don't you know incest is wrong
Danin
No
But you're the only lawful person in this song
Cogilostro
Man
You want Gus to haul you off to jail
Danin
Naw
F*** that
Do her raw dog
And bail
Wushi
(Chorus)
These Voices
These Voices
And where they go
I don't know
If I should listen to
Or follow
The Voices
The Voices
And where they go
I don't know
Chemicals uuuhhhrrr
Chemicals uuuhhhrrr
Da da da da Voices
Narrator
Meet Danin
He just came home to find
His wife in bed with the Prince of Darkness
Cogliostro
Okay
Calm down
Relax
Danin
F*** that
S*** I just caught Chosek cheating
While I'm at work he's with Miya
Trying to get it off
F*** slitin' his throat
I'm goin' to cut Chosek's dick off
Cogliostro
Stop
Maybe there' a reasonable explaination for this
Danin
What
He tripped
Fell
Landed on her puss
Cogliostro
Okay
Maybe you're right Danin
But think about the baby
Before you go crazy
Danin
Whatever
Mr. Right
Mr. Nosight
Fightin' Downward Spiral
Every day and night
How the f*** you going to tell me not to be violent
Cogliostro
Cause you don't have to
Frenzy like I did
Been there
Done that
Oh f*** it
What am I saying
Fire-cut the whole Dark Shard Danin
Wheres your kammas at
spoken epologue
Narrator
This has been Z-TV
And I'm your narrator
Zodiact
Thank you for watching the show
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