Out Of Character Quotes
"Oh God, the noodles!"
Steve, after seeing Harry's attempt
at making pasta for dinner. The noodles were all
stuck together (and drowned) with butter.
"I think that's a fry..."
Harry, picking through over-cheesed
cheese fries
"You have my keys, right?"
Harry to Jennine
"You have your keys!"
Harry had forgotten the keys were
on a chain around his neck
"Except for the seatbelts, I liked
that... (muttering) old piece of crap."
Chris, reminising about Jennine's
old (and 1st) car
"Hey, that old car worked...
until it... didn't... work... anymore..."
Jennine unsuccessfully trying to
defend her old car
"I invented Danin when I was smart."
Harry
"That's why I'm semi-reluctant to do
this. You're going to screw it up!"
Jennine pointing pen at Chris,
refering to an RPG she's consitering running
"Can't think around me. I'm just
there."
Chris to Jennine, who's still trying
to figure out a way for Chris not to screw
up a potental RPG
"Some of us don't have that many
brain cells"
Keith
"Lupus is proof of that."
Chris, refering to Keith's character
"Good, bad, I'm the one with the car! You're screwed..."
Jennine, breaking a tie of where to go for lunch
'Why can't the symbol of liberty be "Bob"?"
Chris, having an idea to replace the Statue of Liberty
"You're screwed, but that's normal for you."
Ian's greeting to Harry
"Harry is easy."
Harry talking about himself
"Reach all you want."
Chris, being rather protective of his chicken strips by putting a knife
to the table
"Do we have any six sided ice cubes?"
A question posed at a resaurant when nobody brought dice
"Did you try to strangle me, or throw me against the wall?"
Charlie
"Both."
Ian (Ah, the joys of brotherhood)
"Pleasant dining? Well, until we showed up."
Jennine to Jim, commenting on a restaurant placemat
"I'm not schizophrenic. I just hear voices, and I'm sometimes
possesed."
Charlie
"I feel your pain."
Harry
"I'm not schizophrenic."
"Neither am I."
Both said by Jim
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we're not out to get you."
Charlie
"When Harry walked behind me I had the strongest urge to reach up,
grab him by the neck, drag him down, and kiss him....See how gone
I am?"
Jim
"Isn't that romantic."
Chris
"Screw the sheep!"
Jim
"Give it here!
Chris
Caffinated fun with a stuffed sheep
"He's being a mushroom and looking at manga."
Jennine, about Chris
When you're totally wired on caffine...
"It's only a school. Save the killing for the real world."
Jim about "Plague"
"He's squealing and throwing dice at
me!"
Jennine, after Chris has had too much
caffine, and not enough sleep
"Doink"
Jennine, grabbing a die from Chris
"Yoink not doink! Yoink is
what you pull, doink is what I have."
Chris
"It's a paladin."
Adam
"You wouldn't understand."
Jennine
"What are they, neutered?"
Chris
Roasting of John's PC, known as John
the palidin
"You're good at swimming."
Bryan
"You're looking at my character
sheet?"
Jennine
"Uh huh. You're good at stealth....
You're a good dominatrix...
Bryan
"What?!"
Jennine
The whip....
Bryan, looking over the character
sheet for Nagi
"I don't do perky!"
Jennine, when Harry suggests she play the character Niap
"You mechanical, evil vibrator!"
Harry, mad at a droid in a Star Wars game
"She's Irish! Run!"
Harry, when Jennine gets mad
"After three hours..."
Chris narrating a scene from Soul Essence
"Danin is dressed up in a bunny costume, and looking really cute."
Harry
"WHAT?!"
Chris, who didn't see that one coming
"Ben, your character is useful whether you like it or not."
Ian to Ben (obviously) about a Dark Star character
"He's complaining about Gemini not getting enough respect from his
cabbit."
Chris discusing Harry's reaction to the cabbit Cryo-oki from Dark
Star
"May I not have this and put it back?"
Harry, after he is caught taking food without permission (again)
"History's full of disturbing people."
Rob
"And midgets!"
Chris, after his second Jolt
"You have lampshades? I'm in character by the way."
Bryan
"Say something stupid."
Jennine
"Hold on..."
Chris
"Harry needs to chill out."
John
"This coming from you."
Chris
"I just get excitable"
John
"It's bad luck to accidentally spill salt. It's good luck to pour it on
Regis Philbin"
Chris, refering to a McDonalds paper traymat
"You can't banish an evil spirit from a computer."
Chris
"Well, technically you can."
Steve
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