Final Fantasy F'ed Up Quotes
"I'm your GM. You're not supposed to
trust me."
Chris, getting to understand the role
of Game Master a little too well.
"Let me take a moment. This is one
of the few times I will see all of the characters at
1hp and Steve's character covered in blood... one of
those things I treasure...."
Chris GMing "Final Fantasy F'ed Up -
on a good day
"Yeah, I'm engaged to a woman..."
Cid, (NPC) showing ring from Shera
"Yeah, and I'm not..."
Gemini Shinra, (PC) putting his foot
in his mouth, mad that Elena's been kidnapped (again)
"We're bad guys. What do you expect?"
Elmidore (sp?) an NPC to Ecreon (sp?)
a PC when his motives were questioned
"Aeris dies. Chris didn't like it.
Chris brought Aeris back. Sephiroth dies. Chris
didn't like it. Chris brought Sephiroth back. Earth
dies. Chris liked it. Earth is going to stay dead.
Chris explaining to Jennine one of
the perks of being a GM
"You're going to screw over Timmy!"
Jennine
"Timmy's gonna die!
Chris reveiling his intentions for a
lower level NPC
"Looks like shrub became seaweed."
Gemini Shinra (PC) commenting on the
assumed fate of Cloud (NPC)
"Are you charasmatically speaking to
the house or the blob?"
Chris (GM) to Harry, who's playing
Gemini Shinra.
"Evil has a great 401K plan...."
Wiegrif (NPC) discussing with Gemini
Shinra (PC) the perks of being evil.
"Something's very wrong! Cid's not
swearing!
Marlene Wallace (something was wrong)
"Evil has a name and it's Timmy!"
Jennine
"Timmy is no longer a random PC."
Harry
"Timmy died in vain?"
Marlene
"That's not fair!"
Gemini
"They're bad guys! We're not
supposed to trust them!"
Marlene
"We might be evil, we might be brutal,
we might be ruthless... but we are
cordial.
Reeve, giving Gemini a birthday cake
"You might be cordial, but I'm a
bad-ass!"
Cloud, after Reeve gives Aeris an
indecent proposal
"What do you want us to do, join hands and sing We are the
World?"
Rufus to the Peanut Gallery
Anime Chaos
the (somewhat) sequel to FFf'ed up
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