Stairway To Hell Quotes
"I don't think he'd be a priestess."
Bryan
"Neither do I!"
Chris, during the character creation
"A half-dragon dragonslayer? That sounds like a really disfunctional
family."
Chris, as some more unusual character ideas are thought up
"You're not hostile?"
An injured NPC returning to conciousness
"Who?"
Knol, the none-too-bright beserker cleric gnoll
"A few yards ahead you see a lake, surrounded by water ...."
As GM Chris just realized what he said
"I'm a Koosh ball!"
Bryan, giving a discription of his character, Knol, when his hair
stands on end
"What's your name?"
Slachel
"This is puppet-on-a-stick."
Caniel, the insane bard, showing off his best friend, a small wooden
puppet on a stick.
"Call me by my first name. I am a gentleman."
Caniel's puppet, who has suddenly come alive.
"How gentle are you?"
Morgan
"You want to find out?
The puppet, Ritalin (as opposed to puppet-on-a-stick)
"We have a hyperactive puppet as a cleric?"
Jennine
"Yeah, go figure."
Chris
"I failed my stupid check."
"Big" Ben, who plays Caniel
"You're not in character yet!"
Chris
"Damn, I made the stupid check"
"Big" Ben
I tell you when to make a stupid check!
Chris, getting annoyed
"I chalenge you to an archery contest!
Ritalin, to a master archer.
"With you as the arrow?"
Montie to Ritalin
"Just because I'm on your stick doesn't mean I can't kick your ass!"
Ritalin to Caniel
"Remind me not to poke you!"
Caniel to Ritalin
"You're the one who put me on a stick!"
Ritalin
"You see a wooden puppet turning red."
Chris
"I run."
"Big" Ben
"You idiot! He's still dead!
Ritalin
"I climb a tree."
"Big" Ben
"Is that your answer for everything?"
Jennine
"Congratulations! You get extra experience for killing the gay orc!
Chris to Jennine, after a bad Airplane! spoof
"You would barge in on somebody who's not properly dressed."
Morgan
"I wasn't the one who was looking!"
Kenith, after the two walk in on (and get hit by) an annoyed illithid
"Why didn't I just stay in bed?"
Kenith
"Why didn't you let the terask (sp) eat you?
Morgan
"Why didn't you let the terask eat you?
Kenith
A couple of characters having a bad day
"By the way, you look cute naked."
Caniel to Slachel after the latter's drunken rampage
(both characters are male)
"He's slipping the dwarf his tongue."
Chris
"I want my eyebrows back!"
Chestnut, after getting to close to Troghtos' spell, aimed at Caniel
"You've been kicked out of town, and what has it been, fifteen
minutes?
Chris
"You take three points of damage from walking into a stone door"
Chris, when Caniel forgets to open the door
"Are you sure "breath weapon" would be the right save?"
Jennine
"What else could I do, save v.s. fart?
Chris, while Montie's trying yet another backstab
"What is there to eat around here?"
Jacada
"Ritalin"
Caniel, now trying to get rid of his puppet
"So, what is everybody doing?"
Chris
"I bleed."
"Big" Ben about Caniel
"I'm your daughter, you idiot!"
Montie, when a drunk Slachel tries to hit on her.
"He's a priestess of... no...."
Ben about Caniel
"It's water! I don't want water! I want... water!"
Slachel, trying to hide the fact that his water skin is filled with beer
"My hair is still on fire."
Caniel
"I'm brave you know. I'm just not stupid."
A tree golem refusing to attack after the rest of his fellow monsters
were destroyed by the adventuring party, and Caniel's fire god, Johnny
"Dear, give me the kobold corpse."
Vivianne to Slachel, who is trying to get his beer back
"You, sir are an imbecile!
As of yet, un-named fighter
"And...and...she's pretty!
NPC bartender about Jacada
"She's pretty!
Caniel about Jacada
"She's prettier!
Caniel about Montie
"You could do better!"
Slachel having a father-daughter talk
with Montie
"She could do worse!"
Caniel defending himself
"I didn't do much."
Montie, frustrated over the big deal
made about the kissing incident
"You see a farm surrounded by grass...
scratch that!"
GM Chris, making another realization of the obvious
"O.K., I scratch the grass!
"Big" Ben as Caniel
"No, you don't need to know how to speak toad!"
Chris to "Big" Ben after Caniel gains a level
"What you hear is hoofprints... no, hoofbeats... don't write that or I will
dock you experience!"
Chris, not wanting another messed up description to wind up on the
quote page (Montie temporarily lost a level)
"Weapon off of weapons!"
Caniel
"What am I supposed to do?"
Ritalin
"You're the cleric."
Montie
"Oh, yeah..."
Ritalin, after Montie handed him to an injured NPC
"It won't matter anywee..."
Caniel
"This is not a lovers' thingy!"
Montie, trying to reserve inn rooms for herself and Caniel
"You guys run, and run, and run times five, and run some more"
Chris rolling dice
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