Anime Chaos Quotes - Part 1
"He's looking at a squirrel or a scroll?"
Bryan
"My cabbit can beat your cabbit's ass!"
Harry
"Your cabbit can kick your ass!"
Chris
"It used to be called Midgar."
Stephanopolis
"Midget?"
Sailor Moon
"I like food."
Gecko
"Gecko is eating the house."
Chris
"Did she just touch me?"
Stephanopolis - refering to Sailor Moon
"Yeah, and if you stay awake, she'll touch you again."
Rosenthorn
"That was out of character."
Bryan, after he belched
"My character tries to scan you."
Scott to Harry, about Rosenthorn, who he thinks is a digimon
"I am ninja ferret!"
Tama-ferret
"I will turn you into sushi!"
Sakatou
"At least it's not my fault!"
Sailor Moon
"Mathius, I'm dead."
How the vampire Mathius introduces himself
"Your bed is screaming."
Nuriko to Sailor Moon
"He's not pretty, I am!"
Princess Shell, refering to Rosenthorn
"I'm pretty."
Sailor Moon
"You're ugly."
Princess Shell
"I smoke the plant."
Rosenthorn
"You are the plant!"
Mathius (Rosenthorn's hair is basically a small rosebush)
"Did Gabumon catch you in the shower?"
Scott
"The bird tries to kiss you."
Chris, to Harry
"In the name of Justice, he's a hottie!"
Justice (the bird) about Rosenthorn
"Are you trying to insult me?"
Cryo-oki
"No... Well, sort of."
Mathius
"It was a guy, but not a guy."
Stephanopolis
"I've been there."
Nuriko
"Drop the cabbit!"
Wileykit to Rosenthorn, who obliges by simply opening his hand and letting Cryo-oki fall
"Not like that!"
Wileykit, upset
"And you thought the bird had problems!"
Bryan
"What have you been smoking?"
Nuriko
"It's life, baby!"
Rosenthorn
"You've been smoking life?"
Cryo-oki
"Caw, caw, caw, hello!"
Justice
"There are many things you will learn in the Masaki Shrine, Tenchi. One of them is the sword is taller than you."
Yosho after Tenchi tries to walk out of a cave with the Sword of the Light Hawk on his back
"I don't talk to plants!"
Mathius, who doesn't like Rosenthorn
"Listen..."
Chris, trying to get the players attentions
"Make me!"
"Big" Ben, putting his hands over his ears
"Who are you?"
Sakatou
"Rosenthorn"
Rosenthorn, who is disguised as Ryoko (from Tenchi Muyo)
"But you're dressed like a woman!"
Sakatou
"So?"
Nuriko
"But he's a man!"
Sakatou
"So am I."
Nuriko
"Twitch."
Scott, describing Sakatou's reaction to that.
"How do I look?"
Rosenthorn
"Your weeds are poking out of your wig."
Nuriko
"Would you rather have fake breasts and long legs?"
Sailor Moon
"No, that's him"
Princess Shell, refering to Rosenthorn
"Rosenthorn's gone gay!"
Jennine, commenting on the fact the character may have been in the Ryoko costume a little too long.
"He's bi."
Harry
"That's news to the GM!"
Chris, startled
"Cat fight!"
Sailor Moon, watching Scarlett and Tifa of Final Fantasy 7 go at it
"I resent that!"
Wileykit
"You killed Donald Duck."
Chris
"Why did you do that?"
Amelia
"He was getting on my nerves!"
Sailor Moon
"That's it! I'm out of here!"
Amelia, as she is walking away
"How do I manage to bring out the interesting side of people's characters?"
Chris
"Are you done laughing?"
Rosenthorn, irritated
"No."
Sailor Moon, still laughing
"What did you do?"
Sakatou
"Nothing! Why do I always get blamed for the dark, gothic stuff that happens?"
Rosenthorn
"Because you are evil and have katanas!"
Sakatou
"Don't do that!"
Nuriko, after reading The Universe of the Four Gods
"Why not?"
Yosho
"That's how Nakago punished him."
Nuriko, refering to Ashtare
"With a belt?"
Yosho
"With a whip."
Nuriko
"Kinky!"
Sakatou
"No...."
Nuriko
"Hee-ro?"
Brody the Bugrom
"Don't say hello!"
Jinnai
"Hello!"
Rosenthorn
"Don't say hello back!"
Yosho, slapping him
While the PC's are hiding in a costume shop
"Bitch!"
Ashtare
"Hey!"
Sailor Moon, who's trying to heal him
"Not you!"
Ashtare
"I am quite sober!"
Yosho, after drinking saki
"Here!"
Nuriko, handing him a glass
"At least, I was..."
Yosho, having drank a "Nuriko Special"
"You have a rose garden on your head!"
Tidel, after meeting Rosenthorn
"I sense a limit break coming on."
Steve
"We're all men here!"
Rosenthorn, trying to make a speech
"Uh...."
Sailor Moon
"No...."
Wileykit
"O.k., we're all adults here..."
Rosenthorn
"Um...."
Wileykit
Hello!
Sakatou - Tidel just looks at Rosenthorn funny
"Um...O.k. We're all intelectuals here!"
Rosenthorn
"I like food!"
Gecko
"She was wearing black hair too..."
Amelia
"This can become confusming."
Rosenthorn
"What did you do?"
Nuriko
"If I knew what would happen I would have informed you ahead of time."
Kalia who has turned into Ayeka after putting on the Juraian costume
"Lord god Jinnai... I like it already... comes out dressed as a ballerina... what!
Jinnai, reading from the script of the Bugrom Symphony
"Uhrr uhrr."
Groucho the Bugrom
"What do you mean "artistic licence"!"
Jinnai
"Maybe it was symbolism for your grace and power...."
Rosenthorn
"Symbolism? This is a giant bug! What..."
Nuriko
"Let him have this."
Cryo-oki
"...he skips around with a sparkly wand...."
Jinnai, reading
"Explain that!"
Nuriko to Rosenthorn
"That's it! I'm going to handle this the way my father would!"
Rosenthorn, trying to deal with his mother
"You're going to sleep with your mother?"
Yosho
"Kramer snorted the bird."
Chris, refering to the small pot-bellied elephant
"May I see that ring?"
Sakatou
"Yes, but be careful. My wife gave this to me."
Gemini Shinra (remember Final Fantasy F'ed Up?)
"Which wife?"
Bryan, out of character
"He only has one wife!"
Chris
"You could break him!"
Nuriko encouraging Rosenthorn to fight Hercule
"Look, as much as I would like to break Hercule and mold him to my..."
Rosenthorn
"I knew it! You're gay!
Rosenthorn's mother
"Do you know who you're dealing with? I'll take you on right now!
Hercule
"Do you want the beach towel?"
Kalia, as Hercule had lost his pants
"You are trying to smell the bad turkey?"
Chris
"Well, that was crap!"
Yosho
"Oh man! 'Bush is gone!"
Wileykit, after the curse on Rosenthorn's hair is broken
"Call him "Dubbya"."
Yosho
"Oh Holy Night, the sun is brightly shining?"
Chris, after Harry as Rosenthorn tries to sing the Christmas carol
"I'm Rosenthorn's lover!
Justice
"I thought that was Kagato.
Rosenthorn's mother
"It was not! I was mentally abused by that man, and I've moved on!"
Rosenthorn
"The rest of the episode just went poof!"
Chris
"Your coat did talk to you once."
Chris, about Rosenthorn's coat, which has subspace inside of it, and is aparently a sentient being
"I don't trust you with sharp objects."
