undefined
"all characters on this hitlist are entirely fictional or something. all similarities to any person, place or thing, living or dead, is purely coincidental. anyway, THIS IS ONLY A JOKE!!!"- matt
Milkshake, Patch (aka "One Eyed Willy", "Blackbeard the Pirate", etc.), The Surfing Chickens, birds that poop, Matt's car, "teen popsters", sound people, "Guido's Bitch", pyschos, boy bands (NSYNC etc.), Nathan's car, drum hardware (the sack of shit), work, ego boys, Angelfire.com, SNATCH!!!, things that are not directly related to Y5, sharing, visible scars, witnesses, soccer, bag pipes, expired car tags, Suburbia/Magazine/Vegetable, blonds, cooking creatures cleverly hidden in shells, Y2K bugs, bugs, computers, xxx festival, school, pubic lice, torture, eternal damnation, bong water, people who eat road kill, poison, tampons, pool halls, release dates, death by casteration, herpes, open wounds, the industry, the man, boredom, choking on your own vomit/etc., JGs, rabbit food (i mean save the furs!!), physical activity, people who are different, not show days, not 29 cent/ 39 cent McDonald's days, cats that shit on my floor...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! , chalk, Delaware (just kidding Tio!), flying alien debris, maggots, not-candy, doomsday disasters, fish hooks in the eye, suppositories, diaper rash (THE BOY!!), cleaning out the hotdog vat, smell of horse ass, buster the dog and his many smells/fluids, exams, Mr. Brady, Krang the brain, sloppy joes, crotch critters, it not being edible, mutant third eye, lack of pants, incriminating evidence, the legend of sleepy hollow, Eyore, gumbo, feces in your food, EL DUCHE THE RED NECK, the dogs in ghostbusters, foot sweat, the foot clan, lord shredder, operas, diarreah, the numbers 39-53, wiping your butt with sandpaper, getting a quarter stuck in your nose hole, falling off a cliff, gerbil sex, Smead, having an elephant tusk impale you while your out naked dripping with jello on the steps of church, being stabbed in the eye with a fork, getting beat up by a no armed midget, midgets, kak, coach harned, sneezing backwards, battles with leprechans, losing your fortune in a game of rummicube, losing your virginity to a flag pole, sex with a one-legged hooker, stepping in vomit (not your own), "the box", fear, apathy, the ending of a dynasty
