"Everyone was an artist as a child, some of us just never stopped."
-Jim Warren
Execution makes the state a murderer, but imprisonment makes the state a gay dungeon master.
-Emo Phillips
A rose, by any other name would still attract aphids.
-Jack Handey
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side & it holds the universe together
-Anonymous
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
-George Carlin
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
-Akiro Kurosawa
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do.
-Bertrand Russell
Sex is like air, it isn't important until you aren't getting any.
-Anonymous
Know people for who they are rather that what they are.
-Anthony J. D'Angelo
Wherever you go, there you are.
-Buckaroo Bonzai
Life's a bitch, and then you die.
-Kurt Kobain
The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
-Anonymous
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
-Bill Vaughn
