AJ:

• Be unique, be different, say yes....
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• Fu*k me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
• Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me!
• Just where do those legs end?
• I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
• Motions a girl to come over with one finger and when she gets there says: "I made you come here with just one finger, immagine what I can do with two!"
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cause everytime I see you, you turn me on!
• Takes an ice-cube to the bar and smashes it in front of a girl: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
• You're mom must be a rocket scientist, cause baby, you're da bomb!
• I like every bone in your body, especially mine!
• Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?
• Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears (turns his pockets inside out) Would you like to?
• Brian:
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you!
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?
• I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too.
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

• Hello, Cupid called, He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
• I miss my teddybear, would you sleep with me?
• I've got the ship, you've got the harbor, let's say we tie up for tonight?
• Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business!
• (To LeighAnne) Hi, I didn't know they made Barbie in lifesize!
• I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was right beside KABAAM!
• Are you lost? Cause heaven is a long fall from here.
• Nick:
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later
• I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade.
• I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
• I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven.
• Can I borrow a quarter? (What for?) I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
• I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes... mmmm!
• Kevin:
• Is that windex or can I see myself inside your pants?
• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor
• Do you sleep in your stomach at night? Can I?
• So do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?
• Sex is a killer, wanna die happy?
• Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
• Asks a girl to hold his calling card that says 'smile if you wanna sleep with me' *now try not to smile!*
• Did you drop something (no, why) Cause it looks like you lost your conversations, how about we pick it up right here?
• Howie:
• What winks a lot and fu*ks like a tiger? Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Howard.
• Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers
• They call me coffee. I grind so fine.
• I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
• You see my friend over there (Points to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
• Can I have directions? (to where) to your heart!
• Hi nice legs, can I name them? (sure) Well this one is called Thanksgiving and this one is called Christmas. Would you mind if I visited in between the holidays?
• If I told you that you have a great smile, you'd think I was trying to pick you up. Well you do and I am!
• Hey baby, would you like to join me in some math, we'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply!
• I had a dream about you last night, wanna make my dream reality?