What Does He SayCONFUCIOUS SAY
1. He who farts in church sits in own pew.
2. Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary.
3. Woman who fly plane upside-down have crack up.
3. Man who speak with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
4. Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
5. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
6. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
7. House without toilet is uncanny.
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