movie and tv quotes

• *you horny little dog i knew i shoulda had you fixed* the pest
• *i bought a suit, you seen it. now it's covered in mud. this town doesn't have a one hour cleaners so i had to buy a new suit. 'cept the only store i could buy a new suit in got the flu. ya get that? the whole store got the flu. so i had to get this in a second hand store. so it was either wear the leather jacket which i know you hate. or this. so i wore this...rediculous thing...for you* my cousin vinny
• *what if this is as good as it gets?* as good as it gets
• *heros get remember but legends never die* the sandlot
• *fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering.* yoda~star wars episode 1: phantom menace
• *i'm gonna ram my ovipositer down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but i'm not an alien.* MST3000
• *he's not giving you any money so PISS OFF!!* monty python's life of brian
• *i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster. and your father smelt of elderberries* holy grail
• *hasta la vista baby* terminator 2 *one of my personal favorites*
• *it's party time. p-a-r-t why? because i gotta!* the mask
• *i'm not a worm i'm a weasel* encino man
• *do or do not. there is no try* yoda~star wars
• *this movie has warped my fragile little mind* south park the movie
• *i wept when i saw a man with no shoes. until i saw a man with no penis* holy man
• *Guano!* MST3000
• *does anyone else find it funny when i say the words biggus dickus?* monty pythons life of brian
• * i wasn't talkin to you silicone* rude jude on jenny jones
• *imagine you're a deer. you're prancin along. you spot a little brook. you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water. BAM!!! a f*ckin bullet rips off part of your head. you're brain's layin on the ground in little bloody pieces. now i ask ya, would you give a f*ck what kind of pants the son of a b*tch who shot you was wearing??* my cousin vinny

other quotes

• *some see things as they are and ask themselves why. i dream things that never were and ask why not*
• *to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world*
• *if someone gives you ruled paper, write the other way*
• *every man dies. but not every man really lives*
• *God created the monkey because he was disappointed in man* JH Goldfress
• *Be cool. Don't TRY to be.*
• *it's not forgive and forget. it's seek and destroy.*
• *it's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool. than to open it and prove it so.*
• *the best and quickest way to find something you've lost is to buy another one just like it.*
• *life is a game. i play to win.*
• *when in doubt...i forgot the rest*
• *whatever doesn't kill me only makes me stronger.*
• *talk to the left cuz i know you ain't right*
• *don't give me your attitude. i've got my own*
• *the only doors in life that are closed are the ones we do not have the guts to open*
• *we can complain that rose bushes have thorns. or we can rejoice that thorn bushes have roses*
• *want what you have and you'll always have what you want*
• *a champion is someone who gets up when they can't*
• *it's not what you do that makes you who you are*
• *the light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long*
• *dance like no one is watching. and love like you'll never get hurt*
• *don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful. hate me because your boyfriend thinks so*
• *if you can't run with the big dogs stay under the porch*
• *it's nice to be important. but more important to be nice*

music quotes

• *just because you read it in a magazine or see it on a tv screen don't make it right you all* Michael Jackson
• *a dream is like a river. ever changing as it flows. and a dreamer's just a vessel that must follow where it goes* Garth Brooks
• *no one can take away your right to fight and to never surrender* cory hart
• *well i think that i've been true to everybody else but me. and the way i feel about you makes my heart long to be free. every time i look into your eyes i'm helplessly aware that the someone i've been searching for is right there.* richard marx
• *all things considered i'm doin just fine even though you left a hole the size of texas deep inside of my heart. the way i feel i should be losin my mind. but all things considered i'm doin just fine.* yankee grey
• *i believe that love is the answer. i believe love will find a way.* blessid union of souls
• *we're not gonna take it. no! we ain't gonna take it. we're not gonna take it anymore* twisted sister
• *the summer she turned sweet sixteen he finally found his nerve and took her out to see and what she saw through her tears were 7 hearts for 7 years. and they stood beneath the tree of hearts. and they watched their feelings grow. and they swore they'd never be apart. true love left it's mark. on the tree of hearts.* Brian White

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