All right. Calm yourself down. Sorry, but this is really more of an 'ideas' on how to make your own stuff page. Below is a small picture of my hammy, Maxx. I've added a border to make the picture stand out. You can easily make your own picture, or you can use mine to make some of the items I've listed. Follow the simple intructions on how to make each thing.

To make the design: Take a photo of your hammy, scan it in, add a border if you like and get the picture into a shape (circle works best). Print it, cut it out and stick it to some card, then cut out your design leaving a 5mm border on the card. Now you can make the wonderful items shown below:

No.1 - Hammy Badge

Use sellotape to stick a safety pin to your design. Now affix to any oart of your clothing (eg. hat) to add instant hamster style and quality. Simple but effective.

No.2 - Hammy Key-Fob

Get your design and use a hole punch to, erm, punch a hole where there isn't much of a picture. (ie. on mine there is a large space of black below Maxx) Then thread a small piece of string through the hole and tie the ends together and add the ring from an old key ring.

For this, get a qualified piercer or GP to carefully piece you ear. Glue a stud to the design and gently screw onto your ear. Alternatively, use a toothpick to pierce your own ear then treat the design as a key fob (strongly NOT recommended)

If you have any suggestions I'd be glad to hear them and put them up on this page.