QUOTES
Just Because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
From now on I Homer J. Simpson will be known as... Homer Jay Simpson.
(homer)Oh... 20 Dollers, I wanted a peanut...(brain)20 dollers can be used to get many peanuts...(homer)explain how...(brain)money can be used to buy goods and services...(homer)Marge I'm going to the store.
Oh ya... what are you going to do? release the hounds? release the bees? release the hounds with bees in their mouths so when they bark they spit bees at you?
son, when participating in sporting events, the thing to remember is it's not weather you win or loose...it's how drunk you get
Kids, you tried your best and failed miseribly the thing to learn is...don't try.
Ok brain you don't like me and I don't like you but let's get through this thing and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Dear god, I present you this offering of milk and cookies. If you want me to eat them for you give me absolutly no sign...it is done.
When I first heard marge was going to join the police acadimy I thought it was going to be fun and zany like that movie Spaceballs. but instead it's dark and disturbing like that movie Police Acadamy.
Dounuts... is there anything they can't do?
To beer... the cause of, and soulution to all of lifes problems.
when I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer that I purchased with a fake i.d. my name was Brian Mcgee I stayed up listning to queen when I was seventeen.
I am so smart S-M-R-T.
Marge it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
