10 You tape the show every day. When you finally sit down to view it, you fast forward all the other stuff and watch the Eric and Greta scenes first.

9 You curse and throw a tantrum when you find out your VCR failed you and didn't tape the show the day Eric and Greta are on.

8 You visit all the various Eric and Greta webpages every day........ sometimes two or three times in one day. Extra points if you visit an Eric and Greta webpage two or three times in one hour.

7 You have saved all of the Eric and Greta pictures into your hard drive. Extra points if you set one of the images as your computer wallpaper.

6 On another Days message board, you see someone badmouth Eric and Greta. You then start planning their demise.

5 You plan on naming your first born son -- Eric. You plan on naming your first born daughter -- Greta. Extra points if you plan to name your dog either one.

4 You wish Nicole Walker would leave Salem for good.

3 You watch a good Eric and Greta scene, then rewind it and immediately watch it again. Extra points if you get on the message board and tell everyone how much you loved it.

2 You already have your outfit purchased and you know how you're going to do your hair when attending the Soap Opera Digest Awards next February, with hopes of meeting Jensen and Julianne.

1 You know more details about what's going on in the lives of Eric and Greta than you do your own best friend.

Written by Grace