Description: Who would have thought on Halloween night Team Rocket and Team Twerp, invited to the same Halloween Party? It's no party at all once they become locked in an eerie old mansion and strange things... very strange things begin to happen.
Rating: I'd say R. Lotsa blood, horrific corpses, a bit of cussing, if u don't like Stephen King, STAY AWAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, or anything associated with it. I just use the characters to my advantage. Enjoy!
Aecdicula Decessus
It was a warm, beautiful, evening, and Halloween night. Ash, Misty and Brock and Pikachu were all going trick-or-treating, and then they would later attend a party. They were all going as people from the disco era. They all set out going door-to-door, completely unaware of what would later transpire.
Meanwhile, Jessie, James, Meowth, Butch and Cassidy were going to a Halloween party. They all dressed up as Britney Spears, Christina Agularia, Mariah Carey, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Simpson. (Author's Note: Geez I got an odd sense of humor!)
"Remind me why the hell I'm dressed as Mandy Moore." An incredibly annoyed Butch asked his partner.
"Because I wanted to be Mariah!" Cassidy answered.
"You think you've got it bad?" James asked who was stuck with being Jessica Simpson.
"Before youse two think you got it bad, look at Meowth!" Meowth yelled. Meowth was stuck being Christina Agularia, and loaded with blue eyeshadow..
"Good point." They said in unison.
"Can't we just go ghetto or something NORMAL!?" Butch begged.
"This is so degrading!" James whined.
"Are you going to badger us the whole night?" Cassidy asked.
"Yes!" They yelled in unison.
"Fine. We'll go ghetto." Jessie sighed.
"YES!" They shouted happily and ripped off the annoying drag getup.
So, they went as thugs and looked cool.
"I don't know why you had to complain about the Pop Princess getup. It was so much more creative!" Cassidy said as they walked to the house where the party would take place.
"Let's think about this real hard Cass. One, it was morally degrading, two, cross dressing is not exactly normally for 18 year olds, third, well one and two were plenty." Butch replied.
"Good point." She replied.
"It would've been fun." Jessie said.
"Speak for yourself!" James replied.
"THE BLUE EYESHADOW WON'T COME OFF!" Meowth yelled as he violently scrubbed his blue eyelids.
The girls laughed.
"Meowth, maybe you should try a little makeup remover." Cassidy suggested. Jessie helped Meowth and soon all the eyeshadow was off.
"So, whose party are we going to?" James asked.
"Anne's, I think." Jessie answered.
They continued walking until they came upon an enormous old and decaying mansion. It sat alone on a hill, at the end of an archway of dead trees.
"Wow! What will they think of next?" Cassidy asked as she stared at the humongous house.
"Do I even want to know?" Jessie replied.
"It doesn't look like anyone's home." Butch said.
"How you figure that?" James asked.
"No lights are on." He replied.
Ash, Misty, Brock and pikachu soon approached Jessie, James, Butch, Cassidy and Meowth.
"What are you doing here?" Ash asked nastily.
"WE'RE here for a party, get lost loser!" Cassidy answered in the same manner.
"We're going to a party here!" Ash shouted back.
"Ok, I know you really wish you were as cool and talented and beautiful as we are, but you are NOT attending OUR party!" Cassidy shot back. They proceeded to argue.
"Why aren't you fighting back, Jess?" James whispered.
"I figure I'll let her handle this. Besides, I'd rather offend then defend." She whispered back.
"I didn't know anyone started inviting rats to their parties!" Misty replied sarcastically.
Cassidy briefly bit her lip, and then punched Misty so hard she fell backwards, and Togepi flew out of her arms, and Pikachu caught him. Cassidy was about ready to kill her, when Butch held her back, restraining her from killing Misty.
"Breathe! Calm down...don't kill her, I've got no money to bail you out of manslaughter charges, and the witnesses won't be generous at the trial!" Butch reminded.
She calmed down and Butch eventually let his grasp on her go.
"I think she killed her!" Ash said in awe.
"Yeah!" Brock replied.
"I didn't kill anybody. I could've!" Cassidy replied, still ticked off.
"Cassidy...control yourself." Butch replied.
Jessie held out her hand. "Nice hook." She said.
Cassidy hit high fives with her. "You expect anything less?" She replied.
"I'm lucky I get da mallet." Meowth added at the sight of the unconscious Misty, whose nose was now bleeding.
"Ditto." James replied.
"Pikachu! Wake Misty UP!" Ash commanded.
Pikachu zapped Ash. "Pika, Pika, Pika, Chu! A Pika, Pi, Pika Pi, Chu, Chu!? Chu A Pika ka a Pika Pi pika! " (She's freaking unconscious and bleeding! You think that'll wake her up?! It'll kill her, which isn't a bad idea, but no one will bail me out of Jail!) Pikachu shouted at Ash.
"GO SQUIRTLE!" Ash commanded. "Squirtle! Wake Misty up with water gun!" He said.
Squirtle woke Misty up.
"Squirtle! Return!" He said as Squirtle was recalled back into his Pokeball.
Misty sat up, and then realized her nose was gushing with blood. "AAAAHHH!!!" She shrieked. "Don't just stand there! GET ME A TISSUE!" She screamed. Brock and Ash cowered over.
"H...here...Misty..." Brock said as he gave Misty a box of tissues.
"She's worse than you, Jess!" James said.
"Yeah...she is." Jessie replied.
"Should we go in?" Brock asked.
"Why not? Da party's hea, and Meowth wanna party!" Meowth yelled excitedly.
They walked to the front door, and Brock and Ash followed.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Misty called up to them. "I think I busted a capillary..." Misty groaned.
The door creaked eerily, as it swung open.
"Geez, it's dark...anyone got a flashlight?" James asked.
Brock lit up a flashlight and they ventured in to explore the old house. Once Misty had lumbered in, the door slammed shut on them, shutting Meowth out.
"Ok...I really don't like the vibes I'm getting right now..." Cassidy said nervously.
Butch tried to get the door open again, but it wouldn't budge. "No one's gonna like this... The door's stuck..." Butch said nervously.
Next, Both James and Butch tried to open the door, but their attempts failed. Meowth tried to open the door from the outside, but he failed as well.
"You're both too weak! I'll do it, I'm a man!" Ash said with a big super ego-boost
Everyone laughed. Ash tried, but failed miserably, and went flying backwards.
"Just out of curiosity, how much can you bench, Ash?" Butch asked.
"Bench? What's bench?" He asked.
They all sweatdropped.
"Ok, how many pounds can you lift?" Butch asked again.
"Uhh...four pounds..." Ash boasted. "What about you?" He asked cockily.
"250. You James?" Butch answered.
"250's my limit." He answered.
"No way you do that." Ash said in shock.
"I can bench Cassidy...but she doesn't weigh more than 116 so that doesn't say a lot..." Butch replied.
"You let him bench you?" Jessie asked Cassidy.
"I bet him he couldn't, I lost." She replied.
"Humph..." Ash said.
"What are you four supposed to be?" Misty asked snottily.
"Do you want me to punch you again?" Cassidy asked. Misty tensed.
"We're Ghetto Thugs. We were going to be the Pop Princesses, but some people didn't like it so we're ghetto thugs." Jessie said, eyeing James and Butch.
"I was NOT gonna look like Jessica Simpson!" James replied.
"There was no way you were getting me to go out looking like Mandy Moore!" Butch protested.
"Sure there was." Cassidy said.
"Oh yeah, and how was that?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well there's two ways. I could've acted really seductive and worn black lacey lingerie around you, or I could've used brute strength to threaten you into it." She said.
"Yeah...I'm sure that would've worked, Cass." Butch replied.
"I'd work for me! You can wear lingerie around me anytime!" Brock replied. Cassidy punched Brock and he fell over like a ton of bricks. Butch shot Brock a dirty look.
"Oh you'd have loved it, admit it!" She said she playfully nudged Butch.
"I'm kidding! What have I ever forced you into that you really hated?" She said.
He laughed. "Good point." He replied.
"You know I'd use the mallet." Jessie said to James.
"Yeah, but what if I resisted?" James asked.
"Then I'd have to sic Arbok and Likitung on you." She replied.
"Ok..." James answered.
"Chill out! Would I do that to you?" she laughed. "Besides, your costumes aren't cool either!" she added, getting back to the original conversation.
"Yeah they are!" Ash shouted.
"Please! Disco is dead!" The four stated in unison.
"...Good point..." Ash replied.
"I think Cassidy killed Brock." Misty said as she glanced down at Brock whose face was covered with blood that was flowing from his nose. "Only if looks could kill, then he'd be dead." Cassidy replied.
