"Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!!! Back where we started," said Jessie.

"Jessie I'm hungry! Will you hurry and get us out of here!" whined James.

BONK!!!!

"Ow! Jessie that hurts."

"If you would quit your whining I could think of a way to get us out of here."

"THat could take a fewhundred years with the way your mind works" remarked Meowth.

"Shut up you stupid cat."

"How about we call the boss",said James.

BONK!!!!

"That's a stupid idea. Hey warden we get a phone call remember. WE're gonna call the boss." said Jessie.

"But you said..." started James.

"I know what I said, but it sounds better when I say it.

She dialed the phone nervously.

"What now? I told you not to ever call me here" growled the boss.

"Um HI wonderful, great boss," Jessie babbled.

"I don't have time to talk to you nitwitts all day. WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!" he roared.

"Wait! WE have to do our motto!" blurted out James.

"IF YOU DO, IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU EVER DO!" yelled Giovanni.

"Okay, um we're in, we're in we're in," stammereed James.

"GRRRRRRR!" The boss hung up.

"James, you nitwit!" he got bomked on the head many times, and when they got back to the cell, James was bruised and THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE IN THEIR CELL!!!

"To annoy the world with this dumb motto,
Prepare for trouble and make it double
To annoy the world in devestation to annoy all people within this nation
To annoy everyone without truth and love to annoy people to the stars above
Catsabelle
Megaweird
The annoyance duo annoys at the speed of light surrender now, or prepare to be annoyed!
Gloom!
Zubat!

"Oh, what a cute little kitty!" screeched The Duo in a voice so high one of the windows broke.

"Wouldn't your pwetty wittle kitty claws look so good in pwetty pink! And James, that uniforn has to go! WE brought you something! A nice suit, in puke green and bile yellow! Won't you look nice! And Jessie, that hair is too long ! Here's a trim! Oops!" shrieked the Duo.

"You're bald!!" screamed James in horror!

Jessie screamed. "YOU IDIOTS!YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT! Arbok, acid spit!"

"AW. does the snakie have bad breath? Here's a breath squirt" THe Duo squirted hot pepper into Arbok's mouth.

The snake gulped water out of toilet. Jessie called him back.

"And Jessie, we got you a nice sweater! Orange and purple. And we got you a neon green skirt. Don't ya like it?"

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed Jessie.

They broke through the windows and ran.

"Good bye Team Rocket, where ya going?" called the Annoyance Duo! "Wait for us!"

They were running so fast Meowth bumped in to something, it was another Meowth.

"Watch where you're going you clumsy taurous." "Meowth meowth meowth. (Meowth is that you?).

"Meowsy I haven't seen you in years."

"Meowth meowth meowth (me either).

"Um um um me me Meowsy will will will..."

"Spit it out !!!!!" interrupted Jessie rather rudly."

As I was trying to say Meowsy willyougooutwithme?" He mumbled."

"Meowth(what?)"

"Uh will you go out with me?"

"Meowth (I guess). Meowth Meowth meowth meowth meowth (you better be there at 8 sharp or you will be sorry)."

"Ok. I'm ok. Meowth mumbled as he walked to the door 10 minutes before 8:00. Bowtie. Check! Tux. Check! Candy. Check! Flowers Check!! Ears. Check ! Whiskers. Check. Tail. Check!!! Brain. Check! Nose. Ahhhh!! where's my nose. Oh yeah the artists never gave me a nose. Charm neatly polished. Double check!!!!" He finished his checklist and looked up and saw Meowsy on the balcony.

"Meowth Meowth Meowth? (Meowth, is that you down there?)"

"Yes, my love" gushed Meowth.

"Meowth Meowth Meowth (Quit with the waterworks. I might barf)"

"Are you ready?" said Meowth.

"Meowth Meowth Meowth ( I said 8:00 sharp. It's only 7:59 and 30 seconds)"

"I'll wait."

They walked to the restuarant, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, and MOre Tuna. They satdown at a cozy table. He gave her the heart candy.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh Meowth Meowth Meowth!(I'm allergic to the cherry filled kind!)"

"Oh, well, here's the flowers!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Meowth Meowth meowrtth! ( Ahh dandelions, nothing sets off my allergies more than dandelions!)"

The date might have continued in peace, until their food came. Meowth was so nervous about the dandelions, he spilled his tuna all over her. When he tried to clean it up, he spilled his red wine on her new silk white dress.

"Meowth meowth Meowth!(I've never been so humiliated in all my life! Good bye!)"

He walked back to her mansion.

"Meowzy, beautiful Meowzy, I can see you on the balcony! Please, I am Romoeo, and you are my Juliet! Please, my white flower! You are the sun of my days! And the moon of my nights! My shining star! Oh lovely Meowzy!"

"Meowth Meowth meowth (Quit the sappy stuff! I don't want to see you again! You weirdo!)"

"But Meowzy, you must love me!" His answer was a shower of wine glasses and a bottle of wine out of the window, followed by some china plates, and dessert plates.

"She has very good taste, even when throwing plates! She threw them in the order you would eat off them!"

"MeowthMeowth meowth! (Shut up, or I'll realese the Growlithes!)"

"But Meowzy......." He was cut off by several angry growls behind him. he turned and saw a whole bunch of mad Growlithes! He turned around and ran as fast as his little paws would take him. He eventually caught up with Jessie and James who were also running from the annoyance duo but they had been running so long thier feet were getting tired. The annoyance duo was gaining on them at a rapid pace. It was like they could run forever without being tired.

Finally Team Rocket found a dark deserted cabin in the middle of the dark woods. They were afraid to go in but anything was better than having the annoyance duo chasing them. James darted into the house and hid under the bed along with Meowth who was even worse than the annoyance duo with all the love talk and whimpering. Jessie didn't notice because she was in a closet with her earsplugged.

"Oh, look a cute little house!" shrieked two awfully familiar vioces.

They sat down, started a fire, and started to eat donuts. James was going nuts. There were doghnuts right in front of him, and couldn't eat them. He reached out a hand, but the Annoyance Duo stepped on it! He wanted to scream, but Meowth clamped his mouth shut. THey stood on his hand for 5 minutes, but it felt like 5 hours. Finally the annoyance duo went to sleep and the group quietly managed to get out of the cabin without waking them. No one quite knows how they did it, not even them. But as soon as they got out they jumped for joy, having the time of there life. Jessie and James started dancing in a circle chanting: 'We got rid of the annoyance duo' over and over and over well, you get the picture. But you can guess who woke up.

"AW, did the wittle kids wake up? We have to put them back in bed. Jessie, here's a little pink lacy nightgown for you. And a cute green wig with purple spikes. Red hair isn't your color dear, and you had a little accident at the 'barber shop'. And James, here are some orange and purple striped pajamas! And a matching cap. Awwwwwwwwwww." shriked the Annoyance Duo.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

They ran for their lives. They reached the jail first.

"Let us in, just away from them. And make it a good long time!" They pleaded. They had just gotton back in jail, when the police officers walked in carrying their new cellmates: The Annoyance Duo!

"Hi! Wanna annoy the warden!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

screamed Team Rocket. James got out his Victreebelle, which promptly ate his head.

"fkfdm siwidf au" came the vioce from the victreebelle.

Peace and Quiet.

Meowth kept whining about how Meowzy loved him, and what a mistake she had made. The annoyance Duo were their annoying selves. Jessie finally knocked all of them out. But the annoyance Duo woke up, so she knocked herself out.

"Oh, did Jessie fall asleep, well let's paint her nails with slime green polish! And .. 'What an annoying story!'

The very annoying End!

"This can't be the end. It can't end yet . Why is it ending It's not fair. This stinks. Hey wait don't go there's more wait wait Wait please wa......." (You know, she's really annoying me).