"Where are we going?" said the annoyance Duo in higher voices than usual.

"To the new High security soundproof cell. It took 5 years to build but it was worth it."

"Why??"

"10 wardens mysteriously jumped out the window when guarding you. Coincidence? I think not. Not to mention all the other wardens who heard they were in charge of you mysteriously got injured somehow and are in the hospital!!!"

The door slammed shut!

"I'm bored," moaned Catsibelle.

"There's no one to annoy," said Megaweird in a half angry half sad half bored sort of way.

"We have to get out of here!" screamed Catsibelle.

"I'm going nuts! " shrieked Megaweird. "I can't even shriek as loud anymore, I'm so out of practice!"

"If we don't have anyone to annoy we'll die," said Catsibelle overreacting.

"You've exaggerated a million times!" said Megaweird, also exaggerating.

"I have not!" sobbed Catsibelle. "I miss My green kitty. And how he used to bite his tail when I tied a mouse toy to it."

"Yeah, I miss my purple doggie that would always chase her tail, and when she caught it and she would swallow it."

"And sometime my dog would chase your kitty's tail."

"And my kitten would scratch his face. So many memories."

"Yes!" And they started sobbing and flooded the cell until the water was one inch deep. The officer ran down to the cell after hearing all the commotion. "Oh its you 2. You have a visitor."

"WE HAVE A VISTITOR!!!!!!!!!!!" they shrieked in happiness.

"Who?" they said in wonder.

It was their weird Aunt Velma Arogrocety.

"Oh, hello dears, why are you in jail?"

"WE didn't know it was illegal to annoy the president."

"No one ever does. So how's the annoying business working out for you galloping girls?"

"We're doing good! We annoyed the president. 100 wardens, a twerp with messy hair, and Team Rocket."

"I still don't know why you girls like that job. The weird Business is the bomb! Boom!!!"

"Yes, Auntie, but we're both weird and annoying"

"What weird thing have you done in the last hour?"

"We painted our nails purple and orange and lime green. WE did the same to the wardens."

"Is that the best you can do?"

"We're in jail, auntie! There's not much we can do."

"Well you could have done a lot more!"

"We will, as soon as we get out of jail!"

"Oh yes the matter of springing you two. Now as soon as I pay him and he lets you out, run."

"Of course! Thanks Auntie"

"Okay here's your pay."

"Here's your girls. Hey wait this is Monopoly money!"

"Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Thanks auntie!!!"

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

"Here. Get in my car. You girls aren't leaving me that quick!"

"COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your car is cool!"

"It's a red 1987 convertible with dual airbags and goes as fast as a rocket."

"Red? It's orange and purple and lime green and yellow striped."

"Well, it used to be red."

"COOL!"

"No! Weird!"

"YEAH!"

The Duo arrived at the circular house with a green roof. The walls were painted black and red.

"Road Trip!!!!"

"Where we going?" asked the duo.

"We're going to the WEIRD BEAUTY SALON TO GET YOU A NEW LOOK!"

"Cool!"

They arrived at 3:30.

"Hey look!" said Catsibelle

"It's Jessie James and Meowth!" screeched Megawierd.

"Are those your friends?"

"Yes, Auntie!"

"Watch and see how a pro handles this." said Aunt Velma.

"Yes!!!"

"Your nieces" said Jessie thinking she was a wako. "Uhh who are your Nieces?"

"Of course but first your hair! I must fix it!" She whipped out a bottle of hair dye and a brush, and Jessie had spiky purple and green.

"Perfect!!"

"My nieces are Catsable and Megaweird, of course!"

"Wait! Come back! I haven't done your makeup!"

"I guess annoying and weirdness go together. I'm proud to have you as my nieces."

"We love you Auntie"

"Now lets get em."

"Ya!"

The End

"Wait why is it ending again. Why does it always have to end. You know it's just gonna start again! Aww man. Don't go. Wait. You cant end the Story yet. Wait for Meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

By: Cathy and Megan