Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon? I bet I do. I can't remember a thing after typing this.

Rating: Not for kids? I have amnesia (just like James!). PG-13.

Other: Who's Queen Jessie? Me? James? Meowth? Giovanni? Maybe even Butch? Um, comedy. I was bored one day and decided to do this for a good laugh. There will be a sequal as soon as I figure out who I am, what I'm doing here, and me and James have sex.

One day Butch and Cassidy learned they suck, everybody laughed.

Also one day Jessie, James, and Meowth learned that Ash-tachi ruined their perfect crminal record.

And another one day Jessie and James learned they loved each other and they gave each other a good fucking.

One more one day Meowth evolved, ate his charm that had fallen off, and made it choke him to death.

Disclaimer: Jessie and James, Meowth, Butch and Cassidy, the twerps, pokémon, and other characters are mine! I bought them off E-Bay for 99 cents! So expect seeing Legend of Dratini (Y7 in the states), Electric Soldier Porygon (Y7 also, epalepsy warning too), and the full length Holiday at Alcopolco (on regular WB when Buffy or Angel usually come on)!

Rating: R! Oh, I got my memory back (like James) after me and him had sex! And the sex was good!

Other: Yadda, yadda, yadda! Oh, um, when Jessie spotted me and James fucking, she screamed, tried to beat the shit outta me, and rape me. And I, um, uh, French kissed her and she ran outta the room screaming I was insane. I am not insane! Just extremely horny. Whatever you do girls, let James lay you, it's worth it! As I write this me and James are having sex. Oooooooo! Damn James! Now harder this time! Okay Angewomon. Ahhhhhhhh! Way are you screaming? Harder, harder, HARDER!!!!!

One night Butch and Cassidy were sick of having sex with each other, so Cassidy sucked Butch's dick then Butch sucked Cassidy's tits. Jessie and James were filming the whole thing just outside the bedroom window.

Also one night Jessie and James blackmailed Butch and Cassidy for 100 billion dollars other wise Jessie and James would show Butch and Cassidy's "bedroom fun" on the big screen in Times Square in New York City.

And another one night Jessie and James fucked each other in their red TR jeep and filmed it.

One more one night James killed Giovanni and blamed it on Butch and Cassidy, who were "carted off again" to jail for life. Jessie and James fucked each other 18/6 (18 hours a day/6 days a week) because on Sunday they were off and those extra hours contained porn making and sleeping naked with James on top of Jessie.