Rating: Better go with PG-13. Tracey "plucks the bird" twice.

CAUTION! Those of you who consider "pissed off," and "screw you," bad language, probably shouldn't read this. Those of you with weird minds (like me!) will take a lot of things the wrong way. You've been warned.

Dedicated to Sara , who showed me the beauty of making fun of Pokémon ^_^

Once again... In the tradition of Zelda's Unaired Episodes... Jayhawkfan13 brings you...

Intro
So what happened after the love boat? Misty+ Ash? Jessie+ James? Butch+ Cassidy? Tracey+ BROCK??? Brock: Oh my gawd! Here is the riveting sequel...

AFTER THE BOAT TRIP!!!

Setting: Somewhere in the Pokémon World. Does it really matter where??

Brock glanced nervously at Tracey, who was looking through "The Pokémon Times."

"That guy freaks me out," he told Ash, "He either wants to kill me or kiss me. Either way it's bad."

"Yaa, creeps the crap outta me too," Ash agreed, "He keeps ... following us."

"One time we left without him and went to Padre Island," Misty explained, "And there he was-waiting for us."

"I'd wait for you any time of the day," Ash smiled at Misty.

"Wait for me baby! Wait for me!" Misty exclaimed.

Brock, who didn't understand their freakish love code, looked over at Tracey. Tracey was staring straight at Brock, flipping him off!!

"Ah! The guy's insane!" Brock shouted.

Ash and Misty looked over, but Tracey was gone.

"Ignore him. Maybe he'll go away," Ash shrugged.

"Don't like me do they?? I'll show 'em, I'll show 'em all! Haha!" Tracey laughed crazily.

Butch and Cassidy looked at him nervously.

"You failed me once, don't do it again," Tracey pointed a finger at Butch and Cassidy, "Th-this is your last chance!"

Butch and Cassidy, a very intimate couple, nodded.

"We'll do it."

"Yeah."
(note: DON'T THINK NASTY THOUGHTS!)

"Once y-you get the Pikachu, the jerks'll follow," Tracey explained, "Then trap 'em and ship 'em to Chile!"

"Let's go sweetie," Cassidy giggled.

"Whatever you say hun," Butch smiled passionately. (note: DON'T THINK NASTY THOUGHTS!)

James popped open a bottle of Champagne, "Meowth's out for the night."

Jessie sat at a candlelit table. She gazed into James' eyes.

"You're so beautiful," James complimented, "Such gorgeous, radish-colored hair."

"Oh James!"

"Jessie!"

"James."

"Jessie..."

BOOM! A loud thump sounded from the lobby of their hotel. The two jumped out of their love circle, and raced down to see what happened.

The noise had been made when Butch and Cassidy knocked over a table to make a flashy entrance.

"To infect the world with devastation."

"To blight all people in every nation."

"To denounce the goodness of truth, not love."

"To extend our loving wrath to the stars above."

"Cassidy."

"Butch."

"We're Team Rocket circling the earth at the speed of a kiss."

"Surrender to us now or prepare to piss. We couldn't think of a better rhyme?"

"Nope."

"Rrrrrrrraticate!"

Cassidy and Butch looked around for Pikachu.

"Uh, where's the electric rat?" Cassidy wondered.

"Out on a date," Ash explained.

Just then Pikachu and his lovely lady walked in.

"Ooo, someone put out da fiyah, 'cause you're hot!" Pikachu dipped Pyka.

"Oh Pika!" Pyka sighed.

While P.K. was seducing his woman, Cassidy and Butch snuck up and grabbed him.

"Hey! Get back here with my Pikachu!" Ash yelled.

"Oh get them Ash!" Misty encouraged.

"You want me to get them?"

"Yaa, yaa I do."

Brock groaned. He ran out of the room after the Pikachus.

Just then Jessie and James came down the stairs. They found Ash dipping Misty, Tracey doing a victory dance in the corner, and Brock running off.

"I'm officially freaked out now," James announced.

Ash looked up, "Oh, hi. Uh, we were just ... gotta run!"

Ash and Misty raced down the hall, Tracey on their heels. Jessie and James shrugged, then took off after the three.

Cassidy and Butch led Brock out back to a truck. They threw Pika and Pyka into the back. Brock, like the noble idiot he can be at times, jumped in to get them. WHAM! The doors slammed shut.

"$h!t," Brock sighed.

Misty and Ash came running around the corner only to find Butch and Cassidy having a celebration kiss for a job well done. Tracey followed shortly, happy that Brock was gone but pissed that Ash and Misty were still around.

Behind Tracey came Jessie and James, clueless about what was going on.

"Where'd you take Brock!?" Ash shouted angrily.

Jessie rolled her eyes, "Idiot. There's a giant truck with the doors slammed shut. Gee, I wonder where Brock could be."

"Oh Jessie that was a sarcastic work of art!" James squealed.

"Oh James!"

The two embraced and did the leg thing. Ya know, where they lift their legs into the air? Yaa.

Ash and Misty sent out their Pokémon, you know the drill. Ash turns his cap backwards, close-up on eyeball, "I choose you," whatever Pokémon, yada yada yada.

Long story short, Cassidy and Butch got their butts kicked ("we're blasting off again!"), Brock was saved, oh happy day.

Tracey emitted a long string of cussing that would take an entire page to write. Here's an example:

"Those @*%$ @#@%*!!!! I'll kick their @$$. Those @$$%$@#!!! They're a bunch of %$#@ *&*%$%!!! Someday I'll %@*& those little @*^%!!"

And so on, and so on.

"Oh Ash, you saved the day!" Misty exclaimed.

"I'll save your day too."

"Yeah? You wanna?"

"Uh-huh."

"Save my day! Yeah!"

"Oh geez," Brock groaned.

As he looked over, Tracey was once again flipping him off.

"Screw you too man," Brock sighed, and walked off.

THE END (for now...)

(Author's note: well, wadda ya think?? Good? bad? Completely insane?? Send comments to Jayhawkfan13@aol.com. I'm thinking of making a trilogy, if I could only think of a good plot. I mean, I've used about the same one for this and Pokémon Love Boat. Hmmm... Well, just write me and tell me if you think Tracey needs to be put in a mental institution once and for all. I'd be glad to oblige! *evil laugh* -- Jayhawkfan13)