Hey, everbody! Okay...that intro was rather.... Brakish...but hey, I love Brak. Anywho. So...I'm back with another story for you all. I just read Kally K's take on the eppie "Bad to the Bone", and after reading the author's notes on the last page, an idea so painfully obvious came to me with truth so honest, it's not even funny. (Though I did think of a particulalry humorous take on the Good Charollette song "Bloody Valentine" involving one of the writers, *evil smirk*, but that's a different sotry COMPLETELY, and you'd have to have read my "Interview" ficcie to get the whole vampire thing.) So, I have finally thought of a story which I can write with little or no effort due to my strong feelings on the subject. What is the subject, you ask? I can pretty safely say that at least 90% of all Rocket fans loath the writers with such an impassioned hatred, the mere thought of all the insults they have unleashed on them (Mostly James, but hey...) can put us in kill-mode. So, without further ado, "THE COLD, HARD TRUTH" Tonoshimu!





THE COLD, HARD TRUTH

Who would you say you hate the most?
Teachers? Your boss? RPers that don't post?
I know of people who Rockets dispise...
They're evil, and heartless, and make up lies!
They deny them of screen time and make them look dumb,
Ingrates! If it weren't for Team Rocket, they'd be jobless bums!
They have no hearts, and accused James of cheerleading
They poke fun and laugh at all of their pleading!
They always assume that we all love Ash...
We need to give their heads a good bash.
They do evil things, like make James look gay.
They don't realise we'll hurt them one day.
When I get to them, they'll wish that I'd leave.
But I couldn't. They insult our lovable theives.
I'll make them all regret the day
They first made innocent James look gay.
One good thing about evil writers.
They only write, they're sucky fighters.
10 thousand TR fan's fury.
They writers will leave, and in a hurry.
I'm a dedicated fan, so on a whim,
I would probably sic Godzilla on them.
It may sound violent, and a little gory,
But the writers have ruined many a story.
So many times they've made TR look weak.
They'll appologise when they can speak
(Again)
From Ash at first, then Jessiebell,
Hey, writers- listen, and listen well.
We're tired of you making fun of us!
We should push you in front of a moving bus!
We would laugh, others would stare.
Murder's agaisnt the law, but we don't care.

Just kidding.

We'd put you on Canable E-bay for bidding.

I do realise that we have our differences.
A few suggestions, though, for future refferences.
Give us a chance, we're better than that.
Do it if you want to keep wearing hats.
Stop making James look so frighteningly gay.
If not, a large rock on your head I will lay.
He's done nothing to you, nothing at all!
Quit picking on him before I kick your...shins...
He's harmless as the angels above,
So think before you mock my love ...
You may think Team Rocket's a dud,
But don't let me know you said that, bud.