Chapter Three: The Weird Ass Night

Jessie, James, and Meowth left Pallet on the black with a red 'R' on the front Moped and decided to go back to HQ, then they passed Brock the Pimp.

"Hey, twerp! We're over here!" Jessie shouted to Brock and she and James and Meowth continued on their way.

Brock swerved and followed Jessie and James.

"James!" Jessie screamed because the wind was so loud. "Hurry up! I think I see Mrs. Ketchum and Professor Oak!"

So James sped up as did Brock and zoomed past the freaks andhurried to The HQ.

Once the TR members reached the HQ, they parked their vehicles in the Team Rocket parking garage and went to their rooms.

The HQ looked like one of those business hotels, all the doors to the different Team Rocket members' rooms. The rooms had a kitchenette, a sleeping/living area, and a bathroom.

When James went into his room, he closed and locked the door behind him, took off his clothes until he was wearing only his boxers, jumped on his bed, and turned on the TV (a dream of every James fan that is a girl).

When Jessie went into her room, she closed and locked the door behind her, and went into the bathroom and took a shower.

And in Brock's he room, Brock tried to impregnate Jenny and Joy(shudder).

Back in Pallet, Ash and Misty were eating Spam and drinking chocolate milk for their dinner when Mrs. Ketchum and Prof. Oak returned backvfrom chasing Brock with tea. It was dusk.

"What are you kids up to?" Prof. Oak asked.

"Eating dinner because a certain someone, who shall remain nameless, wasn't here to cook a real actual dinner," Ash answered, which made his mom embarrassed and to blush.

"I'm sorry Ash, but we needed to give Brock his tea," Mrs.Ketchum said.

"But Brock said he didn't want any Mrs. Ketchum," Misty commented.

"Shut up brat. I heard Brock say 'yes' though."

"Sure..."

It was already nine p.m. and James thought he and Jessie should report to The Boss to tell him that they found Brock.

So James picked up the phone and called Jessie.

When Jessie didn't pick up, James decided to get dressed and go to Jessie's room.

He knocked on the door and Jessie answered, she had a towel wrapped around her.

"Oh, hi James. What do you want?" Jessie said a little nervously (hint: the towel).

"Can I come in first?" James asked.

"Um, yeah." Jessie kicked something out of the way before opening the door more. Then she closed the door behind James as he entered.

"This place is a mess," James commented, as he looked around the room.

"I know, I've gotten lazy," Jessie answered. "So why did you come over?"

"We should report to The Boss."

"Why?"

"To tell him we found Brock."

"We can't tell The Boss we still haven't captured that kid's Pikachu."

"Just get dressed."

James sat down on the bed as Jessie grabbed a clean uniform from her dresser and went into the bathroom and closed the door. It took about thirty minutes for Jessie to get ready because of her hair.

But she finally emerged from the bathroom and she and James went to The Boss' office.

After The Boss had yelled at Jessie and James and sent them to still capture Pikachu, Jessie and James went to the parking garage and took their red Team Rocket jeep to Pallet to sneak into Prof. Oak's house and steal Pikachu. But first they stopped at some place to get something to eat for dinner.

Jessie and James finished their cheeseburgers, curly fries, and soda, and they continued to Pallet.

Ash and Misty went to bed and Mrs. Ketchum and Prof. Oak went into Mrs. Ketchum's bedroom.

Ash watched late night TV while Misty tried to sleep.

Jessie and James arrived at Prof. Oak's house and went through the opened door and went to the lab in the back and saw Pikachu with a collar around its neck. There was chain attached to the collar and the chain was tied around a table leg.

Jessie lifted up the table while James slid the chain off the table leg. When James had Pikachu in his arms, Jessie dropped the table and they left.

As they sped off (Jessie was driving), James grinned the wholeway back.

Jessie and James went to The Boss' office presented the Pikachu to him. Giovanni let Jessie and James go to do whatever they wanted to do. So Jess and James went back to Pallet to T.P. Ash's house and Prof. Oak's. Okay so Jessie and James weren't exactly gonna do that, but they thought of it!

Actually Jessie and James decided to camp out in the woods by Pallet. All they had were their sleeping bags, their pajamas, and junk food (i.e. Coke, chips, Double-Stuf Oreos, and candy).

They parked their jeep in the woods to hide it and found a clearing not so far from the jeep. James went looking for twigs and sticks so he and Jessie could have a campfire and Jessie unrolled the sleeping bags next each other so she and James could sleep close to one another.

James finally came back with some sticks and big pieces of wood and he set the wood up about five feet away from the sleeping bags. He pulled out a booklet of matches out of his pocket, lit one, and threw it into the wood. Soon it the fire was blazing and James was sweating when got away from the fire a couple minutes later.

"James?" Jessie asked.

"Yes?" James answered.

"I'm bored."

"Ugh."

"Oh fu-uck!"

"What?"

Jessie jumped up sat down next to James.

"Oh gawd James. I really want to, um... I can't say it!"

"What?!" James whined.

"I wanna fuck. I feel horny!"

"You killed the moment, Jessie."

"Actually you did, James, first."

"Oh. Let's fuck!"

"Okay!"

Jessie and James ripped each others' clothes off and began, um, ugh. You know, they fucked.

(Now kids, this the part with da lotta cussin'!)

Morning came and Jessie and James were amazingly fully clothed and five feet away from each other.

They woke up, packed their stuffed, crammed it into the jeep, and drove to Pallet.

Once TR got their, there was something amiss and the faint smell of blood, death, and gore lingered in the air.

"Ugh, something smells," Jessie said.

James nodded in agreement.

James parked the jeep and he and Jessie got out and went over to Ash's house.