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Negaverse Interview
a Sailor Moon story by Lita

Lita)Can everyone please SHUT UP FOR TWO FREAKIN SECONDS?!?!

Kunzite)Tell that to Mr. Gay Person over there! (pointing towards Jedite, who is currently counting ceiling tiles)

Jedite)Seventy five, Sailor Moon sucks, seventy six, Sailor Mercury's too smart...

Lita)Oh please...I used to like you, Jed.

Jedite)Really? (excited that a girl accually is intreasted in him)

Lita)No. Anyways Kunzite, how does it feel to be a hot hunky dude from heaven?

Kunzite)So THAT'S why every chick down at head quarters follows me!

Nephlight)Excuse me, but I'm gonna hurl if it gets any more discusting...

Jedite)Eighty one, Sailor Pluto's crazed, eighty two, go Sailor Neptune...

Zoycite)Give me my life back!! Please God!!

Lita)And Zoycite, why are you such a hoe?

Zoycite)Why you little #*!^%...

Lita)Thank you...

Zoycite)You're psycotic...

Nephlight)I wonder what happend to Molly.

Lita)Oooooo she makes me so MAD!!!!

Nephlight)You're alot prettier than her, anyways.

Lita)Ooo really?? (smiles)

Nephlight)Look at me. Would I ever lie to anyone?

Lita)Well....yeah....

Nephlight)Well I'm not lieing.

Jedite)Ninety six, Queen Beryl's scary, ninety seven, Jessie's hot...

Lita)You really know how to ruin a moment, Jedite...And stop counting tiles! You're driving me NUTS!!!(smacks him on the back of the head)

Jedite)Owchies...

Kunzite)Can we hurry with the interview? I have to meet with Queen Beryl sometime today.

Zoycite)Yeah, to get chewed out...

Lita)Why you little...

Jedite)Oh no! I lost count!

Nephlight)Shut up, Girly Man!!

Zoycite)(to quote Homer Simpson...) Imma big fat looooooser and I wear the same green scrunchi every day!

Lita)Well duh!

Zoycite)You're so mean...

Lita)I was sent here to #*$$ the world off.....ANYWAYS.....I think this interview" pretty much over...

Jedite)Wait! I'm not done counting tiles!!

Everyone)OH SHUT UP!!!!

The End

Ok that was the tackiest thing i have EVER written...but if you got any comments ILuvJamesTeamRocket@chickmail.com is my e-mail address. By the way, I hat Zoycite and Jedite. And Kunzite and Nephlight are hotties!