Giovanni was not impressed by Jesse and James’ latest failure. He called them into his office, where, while he disciplined them two, including them losing Meowth, he pressed a button on his desk. Behind our two heroes approached… a Kadabra! Jesse & James turned too late. The Kadabra quickly had them both under Psychic control, where he promptly made James’ trousers fall down, and Jesse’s hair change shape, into a Pikachu. Then, the Kadabra lifted them up and began to make them act like puppets.
“What… is… going… on…?” forced Jesse while being forcibly danced round an even stranger acting James.
“I want you to meet… your new partner.
“He is the most feared Pokémon trainer to ever wear a Team Rocket uniform. He is sly, conniving, evil, sick & twisted.” Said Giovanni to Jesse & James, “He is also the most intelligent Pokémon trainer we have ever seen.”
“Who’s this?” queried Jesse, with a long look on her face.
“The Pokémon trainer they call… Simon!” exclaimed Giovanni, where then, a 15 year old boy walked up to them He turned his head to his Kadabra, where Kadabra promptly stopped. Jesse and James looked at his face and laughed. “What… May I ask is so funny?” roared Giovanni.
Jesse laughed “He is not the best looking Pokémon trainer either!”
The boy looked again at Kadabra, who started again.
“Waoowrawrawra, me and my big mouth.” moaned Jesse.
“Yeah, you and your big mouth” cried an embarrassed James.
“Now do you hear what I say…?” smirked Giovanni “This... is your new partner.”
“Hello.” Quoted the boy.
“Hmm… I guess we have to do it, eh, Boss?” whined James
“That’s right.” Finished Giovanni.
“Oh… great.” Hesitated Jesse.
Later that day, outside in the fresh air, the three Rocketeers were hiding in a bush, waiting for “Team pests.”. They we’re about to give up, when Simon said “Wait.”
“Wait?” that’s all we have done today!” Growled Jesse. She was getting annoyed with this boy, when suddenly, from the other side of the bush, was heard for cries:
“Ow!” in a young male voice, like Ash’s. Jesse turned.
“Oh!” in a female voice, like Misty’s. James turned.
“Uh-oh!” in an older male voice, like Brock’s. Simon smirked.
“Pika-pi…” squealed the final voice. It was them. It was the cue for the Updated team Rocket Motto:
(During this motto, Pikachu redded out from being upside down.
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation!
Ash looked at the third member, who glanced back, then to Ash’s Pikachu,
then to Ash’s, Misty’s and Brock’s Pokéballs, strewn across the floor.
Jesse and James we’re about to leap out and taunt Ash, Misty & Brock,
where Simon stopped them, telling James to use Weezin.
“Weezin! Smog attack!” Yelled James, throwing Weezin’s Pokéball. Weezin
flew out, and instantaneously, spewed smog out of its mouth. In the
ensuing blackout, Simon sent HIS Pikachu to grab the Pokéballs, while he
snatched Ash’s unconscious. He told Jesse & James to hide.
All three of our Rocket Heroes hid behind a bush, returning all their
Pokémon. The smog cleared, and “Team Twerp” saw that all their precious
Pokémon were gone. They began to cry.
“Vulpix…” cried Brock
“Starmie…” bawled Misty
“Pikachu!!!” blubbed Ash.
After several minutes of watching “Team Twerp” cry, Team rocket head
off. So far, their haul was going good…
James: To unite all people within our nation!
Simon: To enhance glory and self-actualisation!
All 3: To extend this show to every station!
Jesse: Jesse!
James: James!
Simon: Simon!
Jesse: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
