AUTHOR : Esmeraude.

SUMMARY : Why is Persian jealous ? Find out in this comedy / tragedy !

Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyarth wandered towards Rocket Gang HQ.

NYARTH : Who should be the first one to tell the boss that we failed.... again ?

MUSASHI AND NYARTH : NOT IT !

NYARTH : You have to tell him, Kojiro !

He and Musashi pulled down their eyelids and stuck their tongues out. Kojiro was depressed until he noticed a creature walking around. It had a bill like a duck, arms that dragged on the ground, big feet, and a huge skull.

MUSASHI, KOJIRO, AND NYARTH : What is that pocket monster ?!

MONSTER : DRRRR! DOOOO WHOOOOP!

Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyarth inserted their fingers in their ears.

NYARTH : It is loud.

MONSTER : Oopsie!

It tripped and fell. Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyarth approached it.

KOJIRO : What kind of a pocket monster are you ?

MONSTER : I DON¹ T KNOW !

MUSASHI : OK then. I guess that your name is I DON¹ T KNOW !

KOJIRO : Musashi, will the boss like this monster? It is loud and uncoordinated.

MUSASHI : A lot like someone I know.

Kojiro tilted his head when his partner looked at him.

MUSASHI : Follow us, I DON¹ T KNOW ! You¹ ll get to meet our mean boss !

I DON¹ T KNOW : OKAY ! DRRRR !

It tripped again. The Rocket Gang boss sat in his office while giving Persian attention. He was surprised when he saw the creature.

SAKAKI : What is that pocket monster ?!

KOJIRO : It is called I DON¹ T KNOW !

SAKAKI : Why are you shouting ?

NYARTH : That¹ s how it communicates.

SAKAKI : So I hear. Tell me. What does it do ?

MUSASHI : Well, it trips a lot.

I DON¹ T KNOW : THE BOSS IS NOT MEAN !

SAKAKI : What ?

KOJIRO : Uhhhh, it meant to say that....

I DON¹ T KNOW : I WANT TO SIT IN THAT BIG BLACK CHAIR !

It tripped on the rug and missed the boss.

MUSASHI : Well, what do you think of this new pocket monster ?

Sakaki scowled until he smiled and started to laugh while pounding on his desk.

SAKAKI : You three deserve a promotion !

Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyarth smiled.

SAKAKI : You finally did something right for a change.

He smiled at I DON¹ T KNOW.

SAKAKI : You will be my top monster.

Persian was shocked.

I DON¹ T KNOW : DO I GET TO BE BOSS ?

SAKAKI : Well, no.

I DON¹ T KNOW threw a massive temper tantrum by flailing.

I DON¹ T KNOW : I WANT TO BE BOSS ! I WANT TO BE BOSS ! DRRRR !

KOJIRO : Why do you like this creature so much ?

SAKAKI : It is quite....interesting.

KOJIRO : It is loud and stupid.

SAKAKI : A lot like someone I know.

KOJIRO : That¹ s what Musashi said.

NYARTH : What are you going to do with Persian ?

SAKAKI : I¹ m going to ignore it as I DON¹ T KNOW entertains me constantly.

Persian growled.

NYARTH : Now that Persian is jealous, it will know how I felt when the boss liked it.

Persian sat in front of the desk as it plotted the obnoxious creature¹ s death. Sakaki¹ s perpetual smile angered it. His laughter was a knife through its heart. Its tail twitched back and forth as its eyes focused on I DON¹ T KNOW.

I DON¹ T KNOW : NOW WHAT ?

SAKAKI : Well, I could use you for battling other monsters.

I DON¹ T KNOW : MONSTERS ?! AAAAAAAA !

It ran out of the office while accidentally stepping on Persian¹ s tail and falling. Sakaki¹ s large white eyes became tiny dots.

SAKAKI : What just happened ?

KOJIRO : Do you want us to chase it and bring it back to you ?

Sakaki nodded before he watched Persian lick its tail.

SAKAKI : That¹ s what you get, you furry dumbass !

He removed a rubberband from his desk and aimed it at Persian before he hit it.

PERSIAN : Mreow.

It walked away. It saw I DON¹ T KNOW tumbling through the hall and had an idea. It ran up to it and used its body to trip it as it got in front of it.

I DON¹ T KNOW : OOPSIE !

It fell and broke its neck.

MUSASHI : The boss will not like this at all.

Persian smiled. Sakaki approached everyone.

SAKAKI : I heard someone shout OOPSIE !

He gasped when he saw I DON¹ T KNOW¹ s dead body.

SAKAKI : MY BABY !

He started to cry as he collapsed on his knees. Persian watched his shoulders move up and down as it attempted to win his love. It licked his hand.

SAKAKI : Hm ?

He embraced the huge cat.

SAKAKI : Oh Persian ! I apologize for neglecting you.

Kojiro smiled as he wiped a tear from his eye. Sakaki stood and followed Persian to his office until he tripped.

SAKAKI : OOPSIE ! THE END.