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Rating: Well, what would *you* give this? PG, PG-13. Pick and choose!

Category: Hellooo? *I* wrote this!!! Common sense people, its insanity of *course*.

Summary: The cast of pkmn get stuck on a hijacked plane headed to Mars, and their piolet is a very strange person!

Note: Oh c’mon here! Leave me alone already! This is not serious people! Have I ever written a fic where no one was injured?! I got bored again with chocolate and soda. luckyluckygrl@hotmail.com, that’s where me at! ^_^

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::Two shadowy figures are huddeled in a clump. whispering to each other::

“But if we hijack the plane, won’t WE get trapped?” A shadowy figure asked.

An evil grin spread across his partners face. “Exactly”.

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::Ash and Co. and TR and Cassidy and Bitch are walking side by side, just innocently walking toward a stairway that led up to a plane::

“Oh look! A plane!” Misty squealed.

“Hey cool! Lets go on and get kidnapped by a crazed piolet!” James shrieked.

So all of them walked up the plane, unaware of the danger.

All looked well, until they took off.

“Hey,” Butch said, “Why are we in storage?”

No one knew! Then the plane started twirling, and a voice came over the loadspeaker.

“You are all gonna die! We kidnapped the plane! Mwah ha ha!”

“Uh oh!” They said.

Just then, two humans teleported into the room. One was a young teenage girl with shoulder lengh reddish brown hair, and bright blue eyes. Sitting on her shoulder was a Pidgey, with foam dripping from its mouth. At her feet was a Togepi, with dripping fangs and a bloody knife and chainsaw.

The other was a young teenage boy, with brown hair and green eyes. Two pokemon were next to him, a Squirtle, who had a cigar sticking outta his mouth, and the other a Mew, with daggers for nails.

“Who are you guys?” Misty asked, curious.

“Shuddap!” the girl shouted, then aimed a machine gun at Misty’s head, blowing it off.

“Owwwww” Misty’s head said.

Angry, the girl blew up the remains of her head. Then, happy she killed the demon, she blew Tracey up too. NOW she could be in peace!

Everyone watched in horror as the heads shriveled up and died. (again)

“That’s better!” the girl said with an evil smirk.

Brock was drooling. “You’re cute, you gotta boyfriend?”

The girl laughed, “Yeah, I do, but I’ll be your girlfriend for this fic!”

“Yay!” Brock squealed.

Ash studied the girl. “Are you from Pokemon Tech? Whats with the outfit?”

The girl was wearing a tight white shirt, and a green skirt, with black tights and black platform shoes.

The girl shook her head. “No, I just think its a spiffy outfit.”

“Oh. Can you tell us your name so we can finally stop calling you “the girl”? James asked.

“The girl” nodded. “Yeah, its RB.”

Meowth laughed. “RB? What’s that stand for?”

“Retarded Bitch”. The boy with the cigar Squirtle muttered.

RB didn’t hear him, otherwise she woulda cracked up laughing.

“I don’t know! You ask to much!” she screamed.

Pikachu began to speak. “Hey babe! Wanna go get it on?”

RB took out her machine gun and blew Pikachu back to hell to be with his papa Satan.

“Pikachu!” Ash wailed. “You suck! Go to hell RB!”

RB shot off James’s head.

“Hey! You can’t do that!” Jessie cried, then raced over to James.

“Oh don’t die! I love you, I’m sorry! I am your soul mate, and now I’ll never get to have sex with you!”

RB smiled. She *finally* wrote a love story!

Jessie started screaming in agony.

RB scowled. She wanted a shippy story, but not THIS shippy!

Time to end the misery. RB blew up Jessie.

“Hey,” RB said, “I forgot to kill B & C!!!!”

“I hate you RB! I HATE you!” Ash screamed, giving her the finger.

RB shrugged. “I’m gonna kill you Butch!”

Butch cried. “Why? Kill Ash! He’s annoying!”

“No! I hate you more than Ash! Ash is cool, and you SUUUUCK!” RB sicked Insano the Togepi on Butch, and Togepi stabbed him to death.

Cassidy started crying, then Insano killed her.

After she killed everyone she could she remember she put in the story, she sat down.

“I wonder who the piolet is?” LA (the boy) wondered.

All of a sudden, the door busted open, and guess who popped out?!

“Ha ha ha hey kids! Its time to share and do gay stuff with your ol’ pal Barney!”

“Big hug!” Tinky Winky shouted, then Barney and Tinky Winky did it. Literally.

The whole time, shouting the Barney theme song.

RB didn’t wanna kill them yet, she wanted to see who would roll out of the open cockpit door to the 300 foot ground first.

RB chose Tinky Winky, cuz he pissed her off a lot.

With a flick of her wrist, Tinky Winky fell outta the plane, and spalttered on the earth below.

Then Barney died. I can’t remember why.

“To hell with this!” RB screamed, and blew up the plane.

THE END

Told ya I was weird! Flame me, I’ll like it!