*author's note: this fanfic gets a little wild and is probably the result of WAY too much free time in school. Feel free to send me any e-mails, I love getting letters. Hope you like it!
Jayhawkfan13*

Pokémon Interview

The characters of Pokémon tell all in this shocking interview (from Pokémag).

Pokémag: So how's the show going?
Tracey: Great! Ever since I came on it's totally rocked!
Brock: The #$%@ it has! I was awesome, you are crap!
Ash: Brock's right. Our show is totally screwed now. I swear I'm going to Sailor Moon.
Brock: Yeah. They've got hot chicks.
Jessie: Ah-hem!
Ash: A lot hotter than Jessie anyway.
Jessie: Grrrr!
Misty: Do you think they're cuter than me, Ashy?
Ash: What do you think sweetie?
Misty: I think we need a little Pokémon Match.
Ash: You said it baby.
Pokémag: Guys, guys! This is an interview, not a make-out party! James, back away from Jessie!
James: Oooo!
Tracey (yelling at Brock): What do you mean I suck!?! What's your problem!?
Brock: You are!
Tracey: Your mama.
Brock: *gasp* My mama?? You wanna take this outside punk!?
Tracey: Bring it!
Pokémag (stepping between the two): Hey! Settle it on Celebrity Deathmatch. (sits back down) So I guess this means you aren't gay James?
James: Ooo!
Pokémag: Jessie! Quit kissing James and let him talk!
James: Oooo!
Prof. Oak: Uh, where's the bathroom??
Joy (points down a hallway): Over there.
Prof. Oak: Thanks (rushes down the hallway)
Pokémag: People people! Can we cooperate?
Tracey: You $^*#*& ^&*%! I'll kick your @$$!!
Brock: Not until I beat the $%^&# outta you, you %&*$!!!
Pokémag: *sigh* Meowth, what do you think about all this?
Meowth: Y'know, Pikachu and I got our own show comin' this fall to ABC.
Pikachu: Got that? Wednesday?
Pokémag: You speak English?
Pikachu (rolls his eyes): Yaa, of course.
Meowth: The show's on 8:00 eastern every Tuesday. Okay?
Pokémag: Nevermind. Joy, how's your job going?
Joy (to Jenny): You think you're hotter than me??
Jenny: I am. Just ask Brock.
Joy (shakes her head): I don't know WHERE you heard that crap.
Jenny: It's true, Heidi!
Joy (shocked): Heidi!?! At least I have a hairstyle!!!!
Jenny: That's it! I have a gun ya know!
Joy (pulls out needle): This is packed with ten pints of rat poison! One move and I shoot!
Pokémag: Oh geez. Um, Ash, what's it like being a Pokémon trainer?
Ash (staring deeply into Misty's eyes): Training's what I do best.
Misty: Your fights aren't bad either. Best I ever saw. Ash (leaning close to her): Yeah.
Misty (closer): Baby.
Ash (closer): Sweetheart.
*just then Joy fired her needle. Jenny ducks, and it shoots into Ash's hat*
Misty: Aaaash!!!
Ash (shrugs): What's that? The twelfth attempt on my life this week? Good thing the directors made me wear this bullet proof stuff.
Pokémag: Uh... bulletproof?
Ash: Yeah, even my skin has a protective layer. Watch. (Ash sticks needle into arm) See? Nothin.'
Misty: How technological.
James: Ooo!
*the fighting, which momentarily subsided, starts up again*
Pokémag: Um, Ash?
Ash: Misty
Misty: Ash.
Pokémag: Jessie?
Jessie: *smooch smooch* Pokémag: James?
James: Oooo!
Pokémag: Brock? Tracey?
Tracey: ^*(%$ **$##!!!!
Brock: I'll kick your @$$!!!!
*the two attack each other*
Pokémag: Joy? Jenny?
*Jenny has Joy by the hair, Joy is trying to reach the needle that Ash dropped*
Pokémag: Professor?
*Flush!*
Pokémag: Geez. Screw the interview, I'm outta here.