PokeWars Cast
(Luke Skywalker) Ash Pokewalker- Ash
(Princess Lea) Princess Misty - Misty
(Han Solo) Brock Solo - Brock
(Chewbacca) Pikachubacca/asa:Pikachewy/ - Pikachu
(Darth Vader) Darth Invader/asa:Darth Rocket/ - Giovanni
(C3PO) C3MeOwth - Meowth
(R2D2) Toge2P2 - Togepi
(Obi-Wan Kenobi) Oaky-Wan Kenobi - Proff. Oak
(Greedo) Nerdo - Tracy
(Characters like Darth Maul) Darth Jessie & Darth James - you know who
Other stuff- (Jabba) = Pizza Da Hut/made up/ PokeDroids=Droids
Millenium Falcon(Han's ship)= Millenium Fearow
JediPokeMasters=Jedi(asa:PokeKnights)
SithRockets=Sith(asa:RocketKnights)
/Beginning paragraph/
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . .
The Pokemon galaxies were faced with troubled times. The SithRockets were rising to power. The evil Darth Invader kidnapped Princess Misty & the whole Universe may suffer from it. As a last hope to save the planet, Curillian, from the clutches of the SithRockets, she sends her plea into her beloved PokeDroid, Toge2P2. The only hope for the PokeGalaxys is a group called the JediPokemasters.
*Inside the Destroyer*
Butch: Sir, the prisoner won’t tell us where the Rebel base is.
Giovanni: Yes, I see. I thought she might do that, but never fear, I have a plan.
Butch:Yea? What is it, Master?
Giovanni:We tell her that we will blow up her planet if she doesn’t tell us where the Rebels are, General.
Butch:Oh, an excellent idea, Master!
Giovanni: Of coarse it’s an excellent idea! Now, tell Lieutenant Cassidy to prepare the Storm Troops.
Butch: For what, Sir?
Giovanni: For the invasion of Planet Vermilion, where I think the Rebels are.
Butch: Yes, Master. (He bows to Giovanni) Right away.
/Butch walks off to prepare the troops. Giovanni goes into the room where Misty is held./
Misty: I knew I smelt a rat! Darth Invader!
Giovanni: That’s Lord Invader to you.
/Misty spits at him./
Giovanni: Charming. Now, where are the Rebel spies?
Misty:(playing dumb) I haven’t the slightest what you are talking about.
Giovanni: I only ask once.
Misty: You heard my answer.
Giovanni: Fine, have it your way!
/He gets out a control panel that says “Blow up Da Planet!” in huge, red letters. He puts his finger above the button./
Misty: No! You Can’t! It’s a peaceful Planet! We don’t even have an army base, we never hurt anyone!
Giovanni: Touching. Well, I wont do it if you tell me where the Rebels are.
Misty:(thinking hard. she doesn’t want to, but says.) Vermilion, they’re in Vermilion.
Giovanni: I knew it!
/He sends the word to Gen.Butch & Lt. Cassidy to prepare to invade the Planet./
Misty:You are an awful man!
Giovanni: (laughs evily) Yes, to bad for you!
/He pushes the “Blow up Da Planet” button & Curillian is destroyed./
Misty: No! (tears come to her eyes) You will never have the Rebels! You are an army of Losers!
Giovanni: I will strive to prove you wrong. Take her away, I’ll deal with her later!
*Inside the “Fearow”*
Ash: Did they just blow up a planet?!
Meowth: Dey couldn’t a! Da place musta self-destructed or sumptin’!
Brock: Planet’s don’t self-destruct! That Destroyer is more powerful than I thought!
Oak:Never underestimate your enemy.
/The “Fearow” lands on the Destroyer & the passengers all sneak inside. Oak goes off someplace, leaving Ash & Brock to come up with a plan./
Ash: We will go to that room (pointing) with Pikachewy in handcuffs. We pretend to be Stormtroopers taking him to a cell. They will open the cell with the princes & we will go save her.
Brock: Sounds like a plan to me.
/They left the PokèDroids in a control center. They gave them a communicator & headed off to the room. Their plan went wrong & Ash wound up going to get Misty by himself while Brock & Pikachewy held up the Stormtroops. Ash woke up the sleeping princess & they tried to go back to save Captain Brock & his friend. The Stormtroops had pushed an alarm & their reinforcements were chasing our heroes. They wound up shooting at each other./
Ash: (with blaster) Oh, great! Now how are we going to get out of here?
Brock: Just hold ‘um off!
Misty: Ugh, I hate boys! (grabbing Ash’s blaster) I’ll save you guys!
/She blasts a hole in the wall & they all jump into the garbage masher. The Troopers didn’t see them, so they gave up looking./
Ash: It smells down here!
Misty: (with sarcasm) No, Really? Well, at least you’re alive.
/The walls started moving in./
Brock: Not for long!
Ash: (grabbing a pipe) Stop it!
/He sticks the bar across the walls & tries to keep them from closing in. Brock & Misty also try the same thing, but it doesn’t work. Then, Ash got the idea to tell his PokèDroids to stop the garbage crusher./
Ash: Toge2, shut them all down!
*At the control room.*
Togepi: Tooggggeeeee?
Meowth: You heard him, all of ‘um!
Togepi: Prrrrrrrrree!
Meowth: Hurry!
*Back at the “Garbage Masher”*
Ash: Hurry, Toge2!
/The walls stop & the heroes cheer. The manage to get out and reunite with the driods. They decide to find the ship & wait for Oaky-Wan there. They all go, just to witness Oaky-Wan & Darth Invader in a light sabre battle./
*The battle*
Oak: So, we meet again, Darth?
Giovanni: I will kill you, Oaky-Wan!
/They each draw their light sword./
Oak: (turning on a blue sabre) If I must fight you, I will.
Giovanni: (turning on his red sabre) You will die, old man!
/The swords smash together with loud “vroom” sounds.
Oak: You can’t win, I am greater than you can imagine.
/Vroom/
Giovanni: Die!
/He stabs through Oaky-Wan. Kenobi disappears, leaving only his robe./
Ash: No!
/Brock grabs Ash’s arm & they run back to the “Fearow”. The kid was crying & screaming, but they got away safely. They land on Curillian’s sister planet, Pewter & Misty rounds up a group of pilots. They decide to blow the destroyer up before it can do any more damage. The only one who didn’t want to participate was Borck. he felt like he had risked his life enough that day./ Ash: (boarding a fighter jet) I guess I’ll see you later then, Brock.
Brock: Yea, yea.
/The Other Rebels clear the area & the fighters take off. All except Ash left the dock, he was less experienced & younger, so he thought he should tag behind. Right then, before Ash could close the hatch to his jet, two SithRockets jumped onto the plain & began a strange motto./
Jessie: Prepare for trouble, Jedi!
James: And make it double, twerp!
Jessie: To rid the worlds of devastation.
James: To make the universe one, big Sith nation.
Jessie: To announce the evils of darkness, not love.
James: To extend our Master’s reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Darth Jessie! (drawing her sabre)
James: Darth James! (drawing his sabre)
Jessie: SithRockets, our motto is wrong, not right!
James: Surrender to Darth Invader now or lose the fight!
Ash: What fight?
Jessie: This one!
/She turns on a dark purple light sabre & swings it towards Ash. He grabs his father’s green sabre & slams it against Jessie’s. A heated battle begins. James, being kind of slow, finally notices the fight & turns on his red sabre. Ash is forced to fight both of them at once./
Ash: This isn’t fair! (swinging his sabre, holding them off)
/Vroom, vrooom. ZZZzap!/
Jessie: We don’t play fair!
/Jessie does a back-flip, allowing James & Ash to fight one to one./
Ash: I have to help the Rebels now, can we fight later?
/Vroom. Boom! ZZZZZzzap. Pop!/
James: Of coarse not! We fight now!
/James swings his sabre, but Ash is too quick for him. He does his best to defeat Ash, but he isn’t fast enough. Ash knocks the sabre from James’ hand & is about to kill him when Jessie jumps back into the fight. She also tries, but accidentally hits the engine of a fighter jet./
James: It’s gonna blow!
Jessie: Let’s get out of here!
/Before they could leave, the machine blows up sending them soaring into the air./
Jessie&James: Looks like were blasting off again!
/Ping!/
Ash: (noticing how far behind he is) Shoot, I better catch up!
/Ash jumps into his fighter & “blasts off at the speed of light”./
Ash: I hope I’m not too late!
/On the way to meet his friends, he shot down a few Emperial Ships. When he did find them, they planned to blast the “Destroyer” at the same time. It was either that or plant a bomb, & they had no choice with the Emperial fleet zipping around./
Ash: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Blast!
/They all blasted at the same time. It did damage, but not much./
*Over Ash’s headphones*
Red: That didn’t do much, over.
Alpha: It did about as much as we’re going to get! Over.
Red: Yea, but it didn’t do anything! Over.
Alpha: Do you have a better idea? Over.
Ash: We need a bigger explosive!
Alpha: Where’s this magic, kid? Over.
Brock: Right behind you!
Ash: Brock!
Brock: I couldn’t let you guys have all the fun.
Alpha: All right, fire everything you got at the main engine on 3, over.
Brock: You got it, General!
Alpha: 1, 2, ..3!!
/They blast off all their explosives. The impact of the Rebel lasers plus the “Fearow’s” ammunition caused a massive explosion./
*Inside the “Destroyer”*
/A siren screams, along with all the passengers./
Giovanni: Abandon ship!
/Invader grabs his General & Lieutenant & jumps into an escape pod./
Cassidy: Get us out of here!
Butch: I’m trying! (pushing buttons on the wall)
Giovanni: Hurry it up, man!
Butch: Yes, Master!
/Butch punches the control panel & the pod is ejected just as the ship blows. The pod is blown away./
*In escape pod*
All passengers: We’re blasting off again!
/Ping!/
*Back with the Rebels*
/Ash hears Oaky-Wan’s voice./
Oak: The force is with you, always.
/Ash smiles & laughs in victory as the Rebels zip back to Planet Pewter./
Brock:Yea!
Ash:Yes!
Pikachu: Chu!
/They have an award ceremony & all the pilots get medals from Princess Misty./
Misty: For their bravery, Captain Brock Solo & his copilot, Picachewbacca.
Brock: (grabbing the mic.) I’d like to thank the academy & my Mom & Dad. Oh, I love you guys! Thank You!
Misty: (with a sweat drop) You aren’t supposed to give a speech.
Brock: I’ll wrap it up, then. Thanks Ash & Pikachewy for pulling me through this. I LOVE YOU!
/Misty gives him the medal & hands another one to Pikachu./
Pikachu: Pikaa!
Misty: And for the defeat of Darth Jessie & James, Ash Pokèwalker.
/Ash gladly takes the medal & thanks the princess./
Misty: Thank you all for your loyalty.
Meowth: May da force be wit us!
*Out in outer space, in a beat-up escape pod, stranded on a moon*
Giovanni: You two are lucky we found you.
Jessie: Yea, we are.
Butch: You failures couldn’t even take down one Jedi?
James: Hey, this was no normal Jedi!
Jessie: That’s right, he was more difficult than the last, Master.
Giovanni: The force is strong with him, he must be destroyed.
Jessie&James: Yes, Sir!
Cassidy: You are leaving a Jedi like that to those losers?
Giovanni: Of course not. (handing Butch & Cassidy light sabres) You have just been promoted. I am leaving him to the four of you.
Jess,Jim,Butch,&Cass:Yes, Master!