"You've just given me a million dollar idea!"
"I guess we're not going to get rich this time either!"
"Well, Growlie, please take good care of my parents! They need you here! This upper crust high life doesn't suit me! I'm better living the low life with Team Rocket! Plus, I like my freedom!"
"My plan is working beautifully! But, we'll have to make a bold move! These small heists may be nice, but they won't elevate us to legendary status!"
"Are you a burglar or a baby?"
"Another robbery or two, and my collection will be gone completely!"
"Lets get somethin' straight copy-cat; you-owth ain't gonna push me-owth around!"
"You mean we don't hafta fight each other? But how can I trust you, you was born different!"
"Prepare for trouble from the girl with hair like this!"
"What's download?"
"I'd say 'prepare for trouble', but you're already in it!"
"I haven't seen so many strange letters since the last time I placed a personal ad!"
"Sometimes it's better not to ask questions."
"I need medical coverage."
"Greenfield's just as I imagined it: beautiful fields of flowers that turn into a bizarre crystal wasteland that obliterates the entire...hey, what's going on?"
"Hey! It's the twerps! They're walkin' through a stream comin' from dat wacky building!"
"I'm happy for that little girl. She was adorable yet
indomitable...just like me!"
"What does it matter that we failed at catching a Pokemon this time?"
"We do whatever it takes to get whatever we want."
"We only want what's best for us- er, for you, of course."
"Look, it's the dopebox derby!"
"Team Rocket's blasting off again! Wobuffet!!!"
"Look, kid. When dealing with the opposite sex you're asking for trouble"
"I'd hate to get burned by their fire!"
"Why does HE always have to be the hero?"
"I didn't know Wobbufett was a swinger..."
"Imagine the boss peeling off his robe to go for a morning swim..."
"I don't even think I could face a shower!"
"How embarrassing is this lunatic?"
"And the leaves on their head are real important to them. And they're talking about burning the twerp's Pokemon at the stake."
"Sneasel? Sounds like something I would need a tissue for."
"That James may not be smart but he sure is sweet."
"Meowth has been nothing to us but a leadweight dragging us down the drain of doom and gloom."
"What do you think? Shall we say a few words in its memory?"
"Make like a clam and scram!"
"I think there's a fungus."
"Meowth you're my hero! At least you would be if you weren't short, fat, and ugly."
"I don't think watergun is going to break that wall."
"Uh...have you two seen my friends Jessie and James around?"
"Those little hooligans don't have the right to keep us big hooligans out!"
"If Snorlax doesn't move its behind, we're the ones who are going to have to move it."
"Doesn't look like anyone's home."
"I'm sweatin' like a Snorlax in leather pants."
"Don't you have any bad guy pride?"
"Our beloved Meowth was hurt in a yodelling accident."
"Hey Meowth, since the Boss already has a Persian, why don't we send you and he'll have a complete set!"
"Noodles in hot water, YUM!"
"I don't care if he's obsessed with short pants, long pants, or underpants!"
"Seviper, why didn't you grab Pikachu, you big loser!"
"It's a thief's dream come true."
"Rise and shine somewhere else."
"Moltres then used a Sky Attack."
"They're bigger losers than the guy who invented homework."
"Ah, that nice warm sun...burning...burning...burning...BURNING!
"That's the greatest idea since Einstein invented the light bulb!">
"Why didn't we do this in the first place?"
"She's the girl of my dreams...don't wake me up!"
"What?"
"I can use the million bucks! Can I have it back?"
"No, it belongs to me! I'll open a pancake house and instead of using maple syrup, I'll spread the sap! Then, I add my own blend of limburger cheese and cajun curry powder! And I'll call the place the International House of Jessie!"
"That sounds like a recipe for disaster!"
"A million dollar disaster!"
"Guess not! They wouldn't give me the inheritance!"
"Oh, there's always next time! We may not make a lot of money, but we sure have got our freedom!"
"Yeah! Double trouble time, right?"
"Sounds great to me, James!"
"Just one question! Will they at least elevate us to the top of this tower next time? If you make me climb those stairs again, I'm gonna keel over!"
"I guess I'm sort of a baby burglar! It took me so long to collect these!"
"Stop your whining, James, or you'll be gone completely too!"
"Make it double from the guy with hair like that!"
"That's right!"
"Hey, don't steal my line!"
"Hey Jessie, I got a question that's better I shouldn't ask...do ya think we'll get a bigger part in 'da next movie?"
"There must be some valuable Pokemon inside!"
"And the only way to get there must be by wading!"
"And that Entei was powerful and inscrutable...just like me."
"And dat Meowth was loveable, just like.....Me!"
"We'll get another chance to fail next time!"
"And so until next time, Team Rocket's fading out
again!"
"And that's the kind of trouble I like to stay out of..."
"You two don't need the oppisite sex cuz you got each other!"
"I'd hate to get zapped by their lightning!"
"I'd hate to get hit by...THEIR DROPPINGS!"
"He IS wearing swimming trunks, right?"
"Well then next time you're blasting off alone!"
"I know he is a loony bird, but this is ridiculus."
"Come on, 'Botch', you want a piece of me?"
"You'd better shut your beak!"
"That sounds a little excessive."
"Better look in the mirror, sister, if you wanna see who's running the gloom and doom patrol."
"Here lies a rice ball I didn't get to eat."
"And their among us."
"Totodile!"
"Well if it makes you feel better, spray away."
"Unless they're really tiny."
Jessie and James: Nope, not at all.
"And we're their nightmare."
But I don't even know what a Sky Attack looks like!
Just do anything!
Sky Attack!
*James picks up Meowth and throws him into the air*
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
"You guys picked a bad place to take a nap!"
"We have to fill a half hour!"